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Kuch school k Bachey Ek larki ko ghaseet kar school ley ja rahe thay,,
1 Admi bola esko chor do agr
Es ko pharney ka shok hoga tu ye khud school jaye gi
Bachey boly "Baba Ji"
Ye humari Miss hai
Roz school jany k bjaye Date per chali jati hai:-).

Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao
Sardar:Kyon, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola Mai CPU hon.

Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other.
Benjamin Franklin

He who opens a school door, closes a prison.
Victor Hugo

Devil school
attendence:

Yajooj majooj?
Yes sir!

Ainak wala jin?
Yes sir!

Haamoon?
Yes sir!



Bill batori?
Yes sir,
Zakota jin?
?
?
?
Msg parh raha hon sir.

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray ""Take only one. God is watching.""
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, ""Take all you want. God is watching the apples.""

Zoo School Attendance

Lomari
Present Sir


Billi
Present Sir


Hathi
Present Sir


Bandar


Bandar


Bandar


Button Dabana choro pehle attendance dou

Teacher: ""Why did you miss the first class?""
Pupil: ""I went to get my hair cut.""
Teacher: ""You do not get your hair cut during school hours.""
Pupil: ""It grew during school hours.""
Teacher: ""Not all of it.""
Ouopil: "" I did not have all of it cut off.""(picture of pupil with two pieces of hair left on his head.)

son: papa aap andherey main dekh sakte ho?
father: yes my dear
son: papa phir aap meri school report per signature ker dain....

Why was the boy late for school?
Because the lollypop man--s sign said Stop children crossing!

The child comes home from his first day at school.
Mother asks, What did you learn today?
The kid replies, Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
Wake up, son. It--s time to go to school!

Son: But why, Mom? I don--t want to go.

Mother: Give me two reasons why you don--t want to go.

Son: Well, the kids hate me, and the teachers too hate me

Mother: Oh, that--s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.

Son: Give me two reasons why I should go to school.

Mother: Well, for one, you--re 52 years old. And for another, you--re the Principal!


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ye school hai ya fashion factory.ye school hai ya fashion factory. yaha larkay or larkian aisay miltay hai jaise algebra or geometry.

it was my first day of school and i din--t know how to speak english so at the frist he learn the word shut up and the second day he learn i--am the spider man so at the thired day he leared ladies first.
he wen--t to class and teacher ask the question that whose the peom writer and he said shut up and teacher said that who r u and he said i--am spider man and teacher tell him leave the class and he said ladies first!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA