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Adolf Hitler says:


I suggest you to do WAR but never LOVE.
Because in war either you LIVE or you DIE.

But in love niether you live nor you die,

''Atif''
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"So jaane do''
Good night

Wat a married man says after years of marriage:-
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding,
She does not Trust me & I do not Understand her.

Everyone says you only fall in love once,
but that's not true. Every time I hear your voice
I fall in love all over again....

Some says its difficult to remember,
Some says its difficult to forget,
So remember not to forget me &
dont forget to remember me.

The man who says his wife can't take a joke,
forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde

Mature love says
""I need u bcoz i love u""
Immature love says
""i love u bcoz i need u""
But some love says
""I DONT NEED U,
BUT STILL I LOVE U""

A Senior student during ragging says:
""On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife.""
Junior: ""Ok fine sir,
but i'm going to marry ur sister!""

Try to understand and don’t disturb me more. leave me alone please please.
Last night I did not sleep, thinking of you. So please please don’t play with my life.

A Sardar says to mosquito.

a teacher say to her class.one day the whole world will end.
a student gets up and asks
techer on that day will we have a holiday from school ?

jab bhee muhabatoon ka hisab karna
mere muhabatain bhee shumar karna
mere batoon ko yaad karna
oor phir deehre se muskara ke keh dena
tumharee muhabatain behisab hain...
FUNNY NA....

People says friend r made in heaven and they come in ur life
but i made a friend like u in this world n made my life a heaven
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Santa declares: I--ll never marry in my life and I--ll give same advice to my children also.




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