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2 students raat mai parhty howy
1st: what''s the time?
2nd ne pathar utha kar samny ghar par mara
1 aurat nikli owr gussy se boli "Kameeno Ab tu so jawo raat ky 3 baj gaye hen.

Father: Beta raat ko kis waqt soye tay?
Son: Mai raat ko 2 baje tak parh raha tha
Father: Lekin 11 bajy tu bejli chali gayi thi
Son: Mai parhny mai etna magan tha ke bejli jany ka pata hi nai chala.

jis ke din raat faqat mere howa karte thay
ab woh lamhay mujhe khairaat kya karta hai

Raat ko net nahi chal raha tha to main ghar walon k pass ja kar baith gaya..
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Ache log hain yaar wo..

#Jokes

Theher Jaye, Magar Raat Katay
Koi Soorat Ho Ke Barsaat Katay

Khushbuuain Mujhko Qalam Karti Gayin
Shaakh Dar Shaakh Mere Haath Katay

Mouj-e-Gul Hai Ke Talwaar Koi
Darmiaan Se Hee Manajaat Katay

Harf Kiun Apne Ganwayein Jaa Kar
Baat Se Phele Jahan Baat Katay

Chaand ! Aa Mil Ke Manayein Ye Shab
Aaj Ki Raat Tere Saath Katay

Pooray Insaanon Mein Ghus Aayein Hain
Sar Katay, Jism Katay, Zaat Katay

bas ek raat mulakat ka hua wada
woh din aur aaj ka din, phir neend nahe i

Baat Din Ki Nahi Mujhe Raat Se Dar Lagta Hai
Ghar Kacha Hai Mera, Mujhe Barsat Se Darr Lagta Hai,

Tere Tohfy Ne Diye Mujhe Khoon K Aansu
Zindgi Ab Teri Har Sogaat Se Dar Lagta Hai,

Chhoro Piyar Ki Batain Koi Or Baat Karo
Ab To Piyar Ki Har Baat Se Dar Lagta Hai,

Meri Khatir Tu Kahin Badnaam Na Ho Jaye
Es Liye Teri Har Mulaqat Se Dar Lagta Hai,

Apno Mein Reh Kar Kuch Aisy Zakham Khaye
Humein Ay Dost Apni Zaat Se Dar Lagta Hai !