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AIK BAR AIK POLICE WALAY NAY AIK MOTORCYCLE WALAY KO PAKAR LIYA MOTORCYCLE WALAY NAY KAHA JANAB MERA KASOOR KAYA HAI TO POLICE WALAY NAY KAHA KAY TUM NAY ASHARA (SIGNAL) TORA (BREAK) HAI TO MOTERCYCLE WALAY NAY KAHA MEIN TO JALTA HOA CHORE KAY AYA HOON HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

there was a really rich man who had a chicken called inspector.one day the guy next door was hungry and wanted chicken for dinner.bychance the rich man-s pet chicken went next door so the guy said to himself that it was a good chance to have his perfect dinner.so he got the chicken and killed and skined the chicken and hanged the skin on the hook. that night when the rich man found out that his pet chicken was missing he went next door to see if the other guy had seen his inspector.the guy said yes he came took his uniform off hanged it over there and left.

iqbaal: mere walid eik haath se car ruka sakteys hain
saleem: to woh buhut barey pehlawan hongey
iqbaal: ji nahin woh police cantstable hain

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Police wala aik admi sa kahta hai app nay yaha sa chor ko jatay dakha hai to admi kahta hai yaha sa thori dour tin sarak [street] jati hai pah li sarak [street] ko chor kar dosri sarak[street] ko tisri sarak [street] par jaou phir aigai tin galiya aingii pahli gali ko choro kar dousri gali ko chor kar tisri gali ma jaou phir tin bilding aingii phli bilding ko chor kar dousri bilding ko chor kar tisri bilding ma jana tin malay ain gai phlay malay [floor] ko chor kar dousray malay [floor] ko chor kar tisray malay[floor] par jana phir tin ghar ain gay phlay ghar ko chor kar dousri ghar ko chor kar tisray ghar ma jana phir tin kamray [room] aingay dousray kamray [room] ko chor kar tisray kamray [room] ma jana phir tin almariya aingii phli almari ko chor kar dousri almari ko chor kar tisriy almari khol na phir tin box aingay phlay box ko chor kar dousra box ko chor kar tisra box kholna phir tin photo hoongi phli mari dadiki dousri mari nani ki aur tisri mari ma [mom] ki mari ma ki kasam manay chor ko nahi dakha ha ha ha ha

Ek dafa LONDON ka POLIC wala and PAKISTAN ka polic wala And DUBAI ka polic wala sath main bethe the London wale ne dubai wale se pochha ke Tum logon ki country DUBAi main kohi chorii hotii hai to kete din main pata lag jata hai us ne kaha 7 din tak and us ne pochha LOndon wale ne pochha dubai wale se tum logon ko ketne din main pata lag jata hai to us ne kaha 5 din lag jate hain to dono ne Pakistan wale police se pochha ke agar tumharii country main chori ho jatii hai to ketne din main pata lag jata hai us ne kaha k jab chori hoti hai to hum ko 8 din phele pata lag jata haiii/////.....................03003190023.......

A man married a lady Trafic police Inspector.


Friend: How was ur 1st nite?????

Man: She charged Rs 100 4 overspeed,

Rs 200 4 wrongside entry,

And Rs 500 4 no Helmat.

Two birds sitting on a tree. A shikari came & shot 1 of them. The other fly away
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why? saala POLICE ke lafde me kaun padega!

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, You can--t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.

The guy says okay, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins -- and they--re all wearing sunglasses. He pulls the guy over and demands, I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?

The guy replies, I did. Today I--m taking them to the beach!




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Constable:- Sir, he was not the culprit; then why he is punished?
Officer:- this is prepaid World ; First have the punishment and then go for the wrong

A SINCERE TRAFFIC POLICE MAN WAS SUSPENDED FROM HIS JOB.

WHY?

HE CHARGED THE AMBULANCE FOR OVER SPPED!

A SINCERE TRAFFIC POLICE MAN WAS SUSPENDED FROM HIS JOB.

WHY?

HE CHARGED THE AMBULANCE FOR OVER SPPED

Aaj phir ap nazar nahi aye ,
phir tamannaon ka phool murjhaye ,

najane kin galion me kho gaye app ,
HUM TO POLICE STATION SE PAGAL KHANE TAK DEKH AYE!!!!!

Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,

A Shikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them.

The Other Fly Away.


Why?



Saala POLICE Ke

Lafde Me Kaun Pade Ga.:)

A SINCERE TRAFFIC POLICE MAN WAS SUSPENDED FROM HIS JOB.

WHY?

HE CHARGED THE AMBULANCE FOR OVER SPPED