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aik pathaan aik plane main pehli time behtaba .woh air hostess ke paas gaya or kaha baji paan daani kahan hai.woh boli go to right side and press red button.woh gaya right side .wahan aik hindoo aurat lal teeka laga kar bethi thi.usnay uska teeka press zor say kia woh chillaiyee AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! OR USNAE PAAN USKAY MOH MAY DAAL DIA

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?

Applicant: That's easy, 499

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge Put the elephant in, Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.

Take the elephant out.

Put the deer in.

Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday,

all the animals are there except one, why?

Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant: She just crosses it

because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died, Why?

Applicant: Err... I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.

aik pathan betha aeroplane main air hostess boli sir what u want pathan bola mujhe naswaar chaheya air hostess boli sir idher naswaar nahi milta hai pathan bola aeroplane ko lahore main roko main naswaar lekar aata hoon

Fly in d plane of ambition,
Land in d airport of success,
luck is urs, wish is mine,
may ur future bright..

Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck

Fly in the plane of Ambition
&
Land in the Airport of Success...
Luck is yours,Wish is mine...
May Ur future always shine...

Good Luck

Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se
bhi aa ya jaa rahe ho aur kisi
mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga,
chain ya chamakti hui koi bhi cheez dekhen.
To foran wahan se hat jayen.
Yeh Raakhi ho sakti hai.
Aapki zara si laparwahi apko Bhai bana sakti hai…

The Ecuadorian captain had grown increasingly anxious over rumors of an impending air strike from neighboring Peru. ""Pedro,"" he ordered his aide-de-camp, ""I want you to climb that mountain and report any signs of Peruvian military activity.""

""Si, Capitano,"" replied Pedro. He trudged up the mountain, and as soon as he crossed the ridge he saw a squadron of planes heading their way.

""There are many planes coming, Capitano,"" he promptly radioed back.

""Friends or enemies?"" the Captain demanded urgently.

Pedro again lifted his binoculars to the sky. ""They-re flying very closely together, Capitano,"" he replied. ""I think they must be friends.""

once there were passengers going in an airplane,when suddenly a person calls the airhostess and asks her for a plastic bag as he was feeling a wamit,the airhostess goes in and brings a plastic bag for the man ,the man takes the bag and starts doing wamit in it ,after a while the airhostess returns and was shocked to see dat all the pessangers were doing wamits ,she asks the man (whom she has given the plastic bag)that ""wat happened here"" after she had gone.the man says that ""i was doing wamit and every body was staring me i feeled that i was doing something wrong and ate back all the wamit form the bag.......

IN A CRASHING PLANE,THE PILOT ASKED FLIGHT CREW F EVERY1 WAS BUCKLED N AND READY.
CREW:ALL SET ONLY LAWYERS ARE GOING AROUND PASSING BUSINESS CARDS.

Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...



Aftab khan

From: islamabad