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Dreams pass into the reality of action. From the actions stems the dream again; and this interdependence produces the highest form of living.
Anais Nin

Agar tum pass hoty to to karam ki inteha karte. tujy palkon pe rakhty hum tujay Dil mein basaty hum Agr tum rooth jaty tery hont choom k manatay hum agr Ghalti b hoti uss ki.Phr b pehlo me solate hum agr apni khataa hoti,to khud ko hi saza dety hum...magar ye sub jabhi hota HASSAN Agr tum pass hote to?

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Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA"" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jao maa, mein Joti ke pass ja raha hoon.

1 Aadmi qabar k pass betha tha.
Musafir ne pocha!dar nahi lagta kia?
Aadmi bola isme darney ki konsi baat hai?
Andar garmi lag rahi thi tu bahir ageaya.

Itni shiddat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hay

K har teacher nay mujhay marks dene ki sazish ki hay

Yeh exam bhi apni filmo ki tarha hotay hain

End mai sab kuch acha ho jata hai...

HAPPY.......ENDINGS

Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,
najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,
dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,
phir bhi smart lagte ho....

Pass reh ker Juda si lagti hai,
Zindagi Aab bewafa Si Lgti Hai,
Mein Tumhare beghair hi Jee Loon Ga,
Ye Dua Bad-Dua si Lagti Hai

On the first day of college,the dean addessed the students,pointing out some of the rules:
""The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students,and the male dormitory to the female students,any body caught breaking this rule will be fined $20the first time,anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60,being caught a third time will cost u $180.Are there any question ?
""How much for a season pass ? ""

aik siyasatdan najoomi ke paas gayya aor
kaha najoomi mera hath dekho,kiya mein
agely jehaan mein gadha ban sacta hoon
najoomi ne hath dekha aor kaha sorry bhai bar bar aik shakal mein janam nahin milta.

Ishq ke school me naya mahol tayar ho gaya.Class ki teacher ko papu se pyar hogaya,Is baat se sari class ka dil udas hogaya,Sari class fail or papu pass hogaya

Ishq ke School mein naya mahool tayar ho gaya.....................................

Class ki teacher ko pappu se payar ho gaya......................................

Is baat per sari class ka dil udaas ho gaya......................................

Sari class fail or Papp pass ho gaya......................................

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once a wife and husband goes to a temple.the beggar tells the wife o sundari sadapaanch rupiyaa dedo andha hoon.then the husband says dedo tumha sundari kaha hai to zaroor andha hooga...........

There was this Bihari who was travelling with two tickets,

so when the T.T.E asked for the ticket,

this fellow gave both the tickets,

and so the T.T.E asked him the reason of buying two tickets,

this fellow answered well what will happen if in case I lose one of them,

so the T.T.E said what if you lose both of them,

so this guy said then why do I have a monthly pass.