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Did you hear about the new 3 million dollar Pakistan State lottery?

The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.

Courtsey: Pakitan Forex Department

Did you hear about the new 3 million dollar Pakistan State lottery?

The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.

Courtsey: Pakitan Forex Department

A Pakistani politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the Senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings. He asked ""How can you afford all this on a meagre senator-s salary?""
The senator smiled knowingly and took him to the window.
""Can you see the river?""
""Yes""
""Can you see the bridge over it?""
""Of course"", said the minister.
""10 per cent"", said the senator smugly.
Some time later, he had occasion to pay a return visit. The Pakistani minister lavished all hospitality on him. When they came to his house, the American was stunned by the huge palace the minister had built, glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants etc. etc.
""How can you possibly afford this, on a salary in RS?-, he asked.
The minister called him to the window.
""See the river over there?""
""Sure"", cried the senator.
""Can you see the bridge over it?""
The senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said - ""No, I don-t see any bridge.""
""100 percent"", said the minister!!

A Russian visiting Pakistan goes for an eye check..

The Eye Doctor shows the letters
''CZWXNQSTACZ'' to the Russian..

Doctor: Can you read this??
Russian: Read?? I even know the
guy.. :p :D

America needle banata hai
aur is kay baad woh needle main shine kay liyee China ko deta hai,China shine kay baad needle main hole karnay kay liye Japan ko deta hai,Japan hole kernay kay baad is ko sharp karnay kay liyee India ko deta hai,abh jab keh sarey mulk bari bari kaam kertay hain tu sab soochtay hain kyon na Pakistan say bhi kaam liya jayee, abh india sharp ker kay pakistan ko deta hai Pakistan kehta hai kay sarey kaam tu ho gayay abh main kiya keron tu Pakistan is per yeh lekh deta hai""MADE IN PAKISTAN""

#Pakistan won the toss and elected to bat