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Pyase ko ek qatra paani kaafi hai,
ishq main chaar pal ki zindagi kaafi hai,
dobney ko samunder main jaayen kyu,
aapki palkon se tapka wo paani he kaafi hai

Sardar : aaj maine paani ko ullu banaya
wo kaise?
Sardar: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya

Un Sub ko Zaroor Send Karen Jin ka Aap Khayaal Rakhna Chahty Hain, Docters Ka Kehna Hai ke Machli (Faish) Khany Ke Bad Paani Na Piyen Kyo ke Wo Aap ke Pait me Terna Shuro kardegi or is se Aap Ko GUDGUDi wali Bimari £ag Jayegi HaHaHaHa Gor se prhny ka shukriya.

Soya Huwa Insaan Paani Ki Bondon Se Jagta Hai Lekin Jab Koi Qoam So Jaye To Usy Jagane K Liye Shaheedon K Lahu Ki Bondon Ki Zarurat parti Hai.

Barish ke paani ko apne haathon mein samet lo.
Jitna aap samet paaye utna aap humein chahte hain.
Aur jitna nah samet paye utna hum aap ko chahte hain.

Sardar : aaj maine paani ko ullu banaya
Man: wo kaise?
Sardar: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya

ek sahab ek mehfil mein badi badi haank rahe the k ghar mein sirf mera hukam chalta hai main begum se kehta hoon garam paani le aao, ek aadmi ne poocha--bhai sahab! garam paani ki kya zaroorat pad jati hai? woh sahab bole ----tumhare khayal mein bartan main thande paani se dhota hoon----.