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If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.

Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who misses u, miss the one who wishes the best for U.

ek din ek sadarjee teain ch safar kar rahai thi tee unanu emergency hoo gyi tee andar ek banda see te sardar jee akhde bhai saab jaldi bhar aoo jad sadar andhar gae te sardarjee 15 minute kalote rahi 31 ,1 hour hogya 2, hogaya .jadh sardar je bhar ai te auna di sari pant gile se te log akhde sardar jee k hoya sardar je khinde yaar andhar bod te lekiya hoya se""KIRPYA CHALTE TRAIN ME SHAREER KA KOI AANG BHAR NA NEKALE "".

what is life ,what are u have u think about that,never i assure u life is only love love love, when u feel it than u find love love love

i agree that we are in advance stage butt dont forget the recpect of ur parents, elders, and others i hope after this u will find the real peace &love in ur life.

i am not perfact but i m trying to be a loving &respecting person.

One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two
men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got
out to investigate.
""Why are you eating grass?""he asked one man.
""We don-t have any money for food."", The poorman replied. ""Oh, come along
with me then.""
""But sir, I have a wife with two children!""
""Bring them along! And you, come with us too!"",he said to the other man.
""But sir, I have a wife with six children!"" the second man answered.
""Bring them as well!""
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
large as the limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows says ""Sir, you are too kind. Thank
you for taking all of us with you.""
The rich man replied ""No, I appreciate you: the grass at my home is about
three feet tall!""

khee kheee kheee

When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
damn I am really sooo cute
u will overcome ur sadness. But don--t make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Banta died. Santa wanted to put an obituary in the local paper. He went to the newspaper agency and filled in the form and wrote Banta Died. The clerk said for the same 200 Rupees you can write more. So Santa wrote Banta Died Toyota For Sale .

AIK DAFA AIK ADMI RIVER MAY DOOB JATA HAY WOH ALLAH KO KAHTA HAY ALLAH MUGHAY BAHIR NAKAL MAY POOR PEOPLES MAY CHAWAL BANTOOO GA ALLAH USAY BAHIR NIKAL DATAY HAY WOH BAHIR NIKAL KAY KAHTA HAY OH KON SI CHAWAL KI DAGH AIK DAM HI WOH SLIP HOTA HAY AUR PHIR ANDAR TO WOH PHIR KAHTA HAY MAY NAY TO POOCHA THA AY ALLAH KON SI DAGH METHAY CHAWALO KI YA NAMKIN CHAWALO KI

Living on ?Earth? may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the ?Sun?.

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