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A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the great depression. I was down to my last nickel.

I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, i sold the apple for ten cents.

The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I--d accumulated a fortune of $1.37.

Then my wife--s father died and left us two million dollars.


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A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:
When I say ?I am beautiful?, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.

an old man sad 2 his penis
v r born 2gether
grow up 2gether
have a lot of fun 2gether
then y u died b4 me?

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child


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