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LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

Munna WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

Santa was riding on a horse.
He jumped the red light of the signal and a police whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'

Things to take note when u sleep:
miss me,
think of me,
hug me,
love me.

Try to sleep now and close ur eyes.
Get prepared to dream of me! Good night

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'

Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre Biwi ke.
TV chalta remote se, Biwi chalti hai note se.

Aik aadmi nay apni bagum ko sohag raat ko hazar ropay ka nia note dia us nay kaha kitnay aadmi hain

aik aadmi ghalti se 15 ka note chaap leta hai
aur sochta hai k city main tou ye note naheen chalay ga kisi gaon main ja kar dukan walay ko deta hai aur RS 1 rupee ki cheez leta hai
dukandar note dekh kar sochta hai aur phir
7 k do note wapas deta hai

1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note blouse se nikala hai kya?
Madam: hann par kaise laga?
Subjiwala: quaid-e-azam ka muh
abhi bhi khula hua hai!

kabhi tum apni mohabbat ka aitabar to do..

main chahun toot k ye ikhtyar to do..

guzarti nahi yun zindagi tanha..

ik 500 ka note udhar to do..