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10 advantages of not having a ""LOVER""..

1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Do not hav to bother abt missed calls..
4.Do not hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U would not hear ""aaw.. U r dull today""..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Do not hav to listen same old crap jokes..

BONUS:- U will live a long life.......
so be aware of LOVER

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THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive,
not how u listen but how u understand,
not what u see but how u feel, and
not how u let go but how u hold on.

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear to Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

In da morning I do not eat bcoz I think of u,
at noon I do not eat bcoz I think of u,
in da evening I do not eat bcoz I think of u,
at night I do not sleep bcoz Im hungry.

The world does not needs more mountains to climb,
more seas to cross more stars to shine,
What the world needs is More of u and ur smiles.

HARDEST MOMENTS IS NOT WHEN U LOSE
SOMTHING AND TEARS CUM OUT OF YOUR EYES
BUT ITS WHEN U LOSE SUMTHING AND STILL
MANAGE TO SMILE...

Appreciate life itself even if it's not a bed of roses.
Contentment is not fulfillment of what u wish 4 but
appreciation of what u have.

winning horse does not know why it runs the race.
It runs bcoz of beats & pains.
Life is a race;god is your rider.
So if u r in pain then think,
God wants u to win.