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aik admi ki nazar khrab thi woh docter kay pass giya aur docter nay usay ainek ki bajaey doorbean kay chashmay laga diyay.jab bahar giya toh aik admi angoor baij raha tha kehnay laga""bhai sahab yeh baloon kaisay day rahain hoo.ha!ha!ha!ha!

two men were struggling for a long time with a piono in the door way. they pushed and pulled until they were very tired.the piano still wouldn-t move.
""let-s stop."" said the first man.""we-re never going to get this piano into the room.""
""get it in!"" siad the second man.all this time i thought we were trying to get the piano out.""

Shahjahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Naqsh-o-Nigaar ko dekha,
Har Lage hue Khambe ko Dekha.
Har Khidki se dekha,
Aur Bola.........
(guess kya bola hoga???)
MAA KASAM !! BUHAT KHARCHA HO GAYA !!!!!!!

Das ist nicht witzig wer den vorringen witz geschrieben hat>>> wollt ich nur mal sagen es ist ein bescheuerter Witz was keiner versteht>>> wenn jemand meine msg lesen sollte und wei?in welche sprache ich geschrieben habe dann freut es mich das es auch deutsche Mitb?in den indisch/pakistanischen seiten mal rein klicken.