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Gunjaiesh Nikal He Aati Hai Phir Ek Dil_Lagi Ki....

Koi Bhi Muhabbat Kisi Ki Aakhri Nahi Hoti.....

HUM NY AIK TEETAR PAKRA AUR PINJRAY MAIN BAND KIA
TOU WOH PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA.
PHIR PAKRA TOU WOH PICHY SE NIKAL
GUSSA AYA PAKRA KATA AUR KHAYA
TOU WOH PHIR PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA...

wo ayi hai ayi hai wo ayi hai
bary dinoo kay bad ittni qabzi kay sath
bary dinooooo kay bad ittni qabzi kay sath
khul kay tati ayi hai
tati ayi hai ayi hai tati ayi hai
hahahahaha

es ka ilaj hai kisi kay pass kiya?

: Ansoo Nikal Rahe Thy Un Ki Ankho'n Sey Neend Me, / Lagta Tha Jese Khwab Me Koi Bichrr Raha Ho Un Sey.

CHAAND AGAR NIKAL AAYE,
TOu YE RAAT SUHANI HO JAYE
TUM BHI AGAR AA JAO KAREEB,
TOu MAUSAM AUR BHI RUMANvI HO JAYE.

AB AUR NA TADPAO AA BHI JAAO...

Santa eats 8 Butter Naan at a party and is suffering from Constipation.
Praying & crying in Toilet: Hey Wahe Guru...Ya toh JAAN nikal de, ya NAAN nikal de.

Aik dafa ka zikar hai kisi mulk main aik badshah tha usay apnay bachay ki khatnay kerani thy. Us nay pooray mulk main mandi kerady thy jo is shair ki ankh nikalay ga woh hy banda is bachay ki khatnay keray ga us kay baad woh banda jo manga ga us ko milayga.sary mulkoo say log atay hai laikin koi kamiyaab nhy hota hai.phir aik Pathan bhai atay hai kay main nikaloo ga is shair ki ankh badshah bolta hai theek hai tunay nikali to tum jo bolo gay tumhain milayga. Phir pathan bhai ko us jaga mian bhaijdetay hai jahan shair bandha howa hota hai thori dair baad kafi cheekh oo Pukaar ki awaz aty hai thory dair baad pathan bhai nikaltay hai aur kehtay hain kahan hai woh bacha jis ki ankh nikalni hai ....!!!!! ahahah ahahah ahaha lolz....

Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho ladka mujhe smile de raha hai....

Husband : Smile nahi de raha jab maine tmhe pehli baar dekha tha to mere bhi hansi nikal gaye thii.....