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Hamarey baad nahi aye ga tumhein wafa ka aisa Maza...! TuM logon se khud kehty phiro ge "Mujhay chaho to Bus us pagal ki tarah"

Wife (on phone) Suniay , window khul nahi rahi hey. . Husband- Aisa karo thora tail garam kar key us pey daal do. Wife - Kiya us sey khul jaegi? . . . Husband- Try karo. After 15 mints , . . husband calls wife . . Husband- Tum ney try kiya? Wife - Haan kiya, par ab tu laptop hi band ho geya

Hasrat Bhari Nigahon Ko Araam Tak Nahi, Woh Yun Badal Gaya Ke Bb Sa£am Tak Nahi, Jis ki tallab mein Zindaagi apni Guzaar di, Us Be_Wafaa k lab pe mera Naam tak nahi, Jo keh Gaye thay shaam ko baithenge Aaj phir, Kuch saal ho Gaye koi Paighaam tak nahi, Madfoon hoon tere hijar ki ik aisi Qabar mein, Kutbay pe Jis k Aaj koi Naam tak nahi, Be_Ikhtiyaar uthtay hain mere Qadam udhar, Haalanke us Gali mein Mujhe kaam tak nahi.

Zaruri nahi wo shakhs mujh se piyar kre Kuch bhi na kre bus aitbar kre Ek phool le aye wo mere lye ek din Chahe sara sal pathron se sangsar kre Kbhi to wo mere lye udas ho Kbhi chand ki roshni main mera intzar kre Wo chup rahe to bhi shikwa nahin muje Ankhon se hi sahi kbhi to izhar kry.

~ Haan! Mujhy Rasm-E-Muhabbat ka saleeqa hi nahi,,, ~ Phir bhi kisi or ka hony ki ijazat nahi tujhy...!!

Apple Dil ki hifazt krta hai Or khoon ko jamnay nahi deta . Kela haddi mazbot krta hai Or blood presure Control krta hai . Gajar Aankhon ki benai behtar krti hai Or cancer nahi hony deti, . Lemon Blood' pressure ko control krta hai Or Skin ko saaf kaarta hai . Aam yaadasht ko achha karta hai . Angoor gurday m pathri nahe hone Deta . Maalta jisam me bemari k khilaf difaaei nizam ko behtr karta hai Or bey-khuwabi ko khatam karta hai Aaroo heart'attack ko Rokta hai Or hazmey ko behtr karta hai . "Or Tum Apnay RAB ki Kon Kon si NeMaton ko Jhutla0 gay"? SUBHAN-ALLAH

10 Kawe Mil Kar itna Kaww Kaww Nahi Karte Jitna, . . . . . . . . Jitna F.B Pe 2 Larkiyaan HMMM HMMM Karti Hain. (,")/'Hhmm <<) (/ Sahi Bol _/ /_ Rahi Ho