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Haya Jalal
Muslims/ Non Muslim
Muslims
once there was a non muslim and a muslim.they both were friends.the non muslim asked the muslim that i want to go some where.tell me a place.he said that u can go to IRAQ.he said no i dont want to go there because there are many muslim there.then the muslim told the non muslim that he could go to iran and he replied the same.then he said that u can go to pakistan.he replied that that place is infected with muslims.the muslim bacame angry and replied that:""u can go to HELL,U WONT FIND ANY MUSLIMS THERE.
once there was a non muslim and a muslim.they both were friends.the non muslim asked the muslim that i want to go some where.tell me a place.he said that u can go to IRAQ.he said no i dont want to go there because there are many muslim there.then the muslim told the non muslim that he could go to iran and he replied the same.then he said that u can go to pakistan.he replied that that place is infected with muslims.the muslim bacame angry and replied that:""u can go to HELL,U WONT FIND ANY MUSLIMS THERE.
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Aug 05, 2018 at 07:08
Category: miscellaneous
Sms / Eid Mubarak
Owais Kareem
Muslim Ummah
May Allah brings dis eid 2 ol muslim ummah. n may Allah shower his rehmat n barakat upon da entire ummah. n lets make dis promise on dis eid dat we will live our livez accordin 2 da quraan n sunnah of our nabi (s.a.w).
Eid Mubarak.
Eid Mubarak.
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Sep 16, 2014 at 08:09
Category: eid-mubarak
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Islam / Ahadith
Ijunoon
Ghair Muslim Ke Sath Hamara Bartao
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Apr 17, 2014 at 10:04
Category: ahadith
Sms / Golden Words
Kashif Yaqoob
Ek Non Muslim Ne Kisi Muslim Se Puchha
Ek Non Muslim Ne Kisi Muslim Se Puchha "TUMHARE MAZHAB ME AURATEIN BURKA KYO PEHENTI HAIN.?" Jawab Me Muslim Ne Ek Dukan Se 2 Chocolate lin Aur Ek Ka Wrapper Nikal Ke Dono Chocolate Zamin Par phenk Di.. Aur Os se Se Kaha "KOI EK CHOCOLATE UTHAA LO, To Os ne Pack Wali Chocolate Utha li, Muslim Ne Puchha "TUM NE PACK WALI CHOCOLATE KYO UTHAYI.?" To Wo Bola "KYU KE DUSRI WALI MITTI KI WAJAH SE GANDI HO GAYI THHI" To Muslim Bola "BAS ISI LIYE HAMARE MAZHAB KI AURATEIN DUNIYA KI GANDI NAZARON SE BACHNE KE LIYE BURKA PEHENTI HAIN."
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8 Like ·
Nov 12, 2013 at 14:11
Category: golden-words
Tags: Women Sms Muslim
Facebook Cover / Pakistan Muslim League N
Ijunoon
Pakistan Muslim League (n) Green
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7 Like ·
Apr 24, 2013 at 19:04
Category: pakistan-muslim-league-n
Tags: Pakistan muslim league Nawaz sharif Pmln Pakistan Facebook Election 2013 Facebook cover Election
Facebook Cover / Pakistan Muslim League N
Ijunoon
Pakistan Muslim League (n) Clouds
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9 Like ·
Apr 24, 2013 at 19:04
Category: pakistan-muslim-league-n
Tags: Pakistan muslim league Nawaz sharif Pmln Pakistan Facebook Election 2013 Facebook cover Election
Web Directory / Society And Culture
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Muslim Matrimonial
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Jun 02, 2007 at 04:06
Category: society-and-culture
Sms / Islamic
Shahbaz Ishaq
How Blessed I M 2 B A Muslim
How blessed I m 2 b a Muslim!
I say a simple Salam to some,I'm rewarded.
I smile at someone, I'm rewarded.
I pray in Masjid with Jamaat,I'm rewarded 27 times more than those who pray alone.
I begin anything with Bismillah, that action of mine is rewarded.
I think of doing a good deed,I'm rewarded.
I control my temper,I'm rewarded.
I hold the glass with my right hand while drinking,I'm rewarded.
Alhamdulillah!
I say a simple Salam to some,I'm rewarded.
I smile at someone, I'm rewarded.
I pray in Masjid with Jamaat,I'm rewarded 27 times more than those who pray alone.
I begin anything with Bismillah, that action of mine is rewarded.
I think of doing a good deed,I'm rewarded.
I control my temper,I'm rewarded.
I hold the glass with my right hand while drinking,I'm rewarded.
Alhamdulillah!
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Aug 22, 2011 at 10:08
Category: islamic
Sms / Islamic
Shahbaz Ishaq
Proud To Be A Muslim
"GREAT MSG."
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I Hindu Teacher class mei:
"Bach'cho Aap ko main nazar aa raha hoon?
Bach'chay:"G Haan"
Teacher:
"Main aap k samne khara hoon es liye nazar aa raha hoon.kya aap ko ALLAH nazar aa raha hy?
Bach'chay"Nhi"
To Teacher ne kaha"Hota to nazar aata".
1 Muslim Bach'che ne kharey ho k kah:
"Bach'cho! Aap ko Ustad Sahib ki Aqal Nazar aa rhi hy?"
Bach;chon ne kaha:"Nhi"
Muslim bach'cha:"Hoti to nazar aati"
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PROUD TO BE A MUSLIM.
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I Hindu Teacher class mei:
"Bach'cho Aap ko main nazar aa raha hoon?
Bach'chay:"G Haan"
Teacher:
"Main aap k samne khara hoon es liye nazar aa raha hoon.kya aap ko ALLAH nazar aa raha hy?
Bach'chay"Nhi"
To Teacher ne kaha"Hota to nazar aata".
1 Muslim Bach'che ne kharey ho k kah:
"Bach'cho! Aap ko Ustad Sahib ki Aqal Nazar aa rhi hy?"
Bach;chon ne kaha:"Nhi"
Muslim bach'cha:"Hoti to nazar aati"
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PROUD TO BE A MUSLIM.
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1 Like ·
Aug 15, 2011 at 10:08
Category: islamic
Sms / Cool
Shahbaz Ishaq
Why Do Muslim Covers Females?
A Christian Guy Asked a Muslim Guy:
Why Do Your Females Cover Up Their Body & Hair?
The Muslim Guy Smiled & Took Out 2 Sweets,
He Opened One & Kept The Other One Wrapped.
He Threw Them Both On The Dusty Floor & Asked The Christian:
Now If I Ask You To Take One Of These Sweets,
Which One Will You Choose?
The Christian Replied: The Covered one.
The Muslim Guy Said:
That's How We See & Respect Our Women.
Why Do Your Females Cover Up Their Body & Hair?
The Muslim Guy Smiled & Took Out 2 Sweets,
He Opened One & Kept The Other One Wrapped.
He Threw Them Both On The Dusty Floor & Asked The Christian:
Now If I Ask You To Take One Of These Sweets,
Which One Will You Choose?
The Christian Replied: The Covered one.
The Muslim Guy Said:
That's How We See & Respect Our Women.
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1 Like ·
May 30, 2011 at 11:05
Category: cool
Sms / Islamic Quotes
Waseem Mughal
Muslim Happy
Among the most beloved deed to Allah is making a Muslim happy.
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1 Like ·
Oct 26, 2010 at 15:10
Category: islamic-quotes
Tags: Happy
Sms / Islamic
Waseem Mughal
U R Muslim
Never say ?HI? instead
say ASSALAM-O-ALIAKUM
Never say ?BYE? instead
say ?ALLAH HAFIZ?.
Do not ignore your reality, u r muslim
say ASSALAM-O-ALIAKUM
Never say ?BYE? instead
say ?ALLAH HAFIZ?.
Do not ignore your reality, u r muslim
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1 Like ·
Dec 11, 2009 at 12:12
Category: islamic
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Khusra,muslim And Christian
eik dafa khusra muslium aur jahaz mein safar ker rahey they jahaz ka fuel khatam ho gaya muslim bola
Allah k naam sey chalang laga dou hindu ne apney baghwan ka naam le ker chalang laga di aab khusra parishan ho gay k woh kis ka naam ley uss ne paanch talyan lagain aur chalang laga di
Allah k naam sey chalang laga dou hindu ne apney baghwan ka naam le ker chalang laga di aab khusra parishan ho gay k woh kis ka naam ley uss ne paanch talyan lagain aur chalang laga di
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Funny
Unknown
Hindu, Muslim, Sikh
eik baar 1 hindi, 1 muslim aur 1 sikh ko 100 koroo ki saza hoti hai. unn sub sey unn ki akhri khawasih poochi jati hai. sub sey pehly hidu sey poocha jata hai, hindu kehta hai ke marey agey bi 1 tukia rukh do aur peeshy bi. uss ke baad sikh sey poocha jata hai. sikh kehta hai ke mary agey 2 tukia aur peechy bi 2 tukiay band doo. last main muslim sey poocha jata hai woo kehta hai ke mary peechy hindu ko aur agy sikh ko band doo hahahahah
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
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