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once there was a non muslim and a muslim.they both were friends.the non muslim asked the muslim that i want to go some where.tell me a place.he said that u can go to IRAQ.he said no i dont want to go there because there are many muslim there.then the muslim told the non muslim that he could go to iran and he replied the same.then he said that u can go to pakistan.he replied that that place is infected with muslims.the muslim bacame angry and replied that:""u can go to HELL,U WONT FIND ANY MUSLIMS THERE.

May Allah brings dis eid 2 ol muslim ummah. n may Allah shower his rehmat n barakat upon da entire ummah. n lets make dis promise on dis eid dat we will live our livez accordin 2 da quraan n sunnah of our nabi (s.a.w).
Eid Mubarak.

#hadith #sahihbukhari

Ek Non Muslim Ne Kisi Muslim Se Puchha "TUMHARE MAZHAB ME AURATEIN BURKA KYO PEHENTI HAIN.?" Jawab Me Muslim Ne Ek Dukan Se 2 Chocolate lin Aur Ek Ka Wrapper Nikal Ke Dono Chocolate Zamin Par phenk Di.. Aur Os se Se Kaha "KOI EK CHOCOLATE UTHAA LO, To Os ne Pack Wali Chocolate Utha li, Muslim Ne Puchha "TUM NE PACK WALI CHOCOLATE KYO UTHAYI.?" To Wo Bola "KYU KE DUSRI WALI MITTI KI WAJAH SE GANDI HO GAYI THHI" To Muslim Bola "BAS ISI LIYE HAMARE MAZHAB KI AURATEIN DUNIYA KI GANDI NAZARON SE BACHNE KE LIYE BURKA PEHENTI HAIN."

How blessed I m 2 b a Muslim!
I say a simple Salam to some,I'm rewarded.
I smile at someone, I'm rewarded.
I pray in Masjid with Jamaat,I'm rewarded 27 times more than those who pray alone.
I begin anything with Bismillah, that action of mine is rewarded.
I think of doing a good deed,I'm rewarded.
I control my temper,I'm rewarded.
I hold the glass with my right hand while drinking,I'm rewarded.
Alhamdulillah!

"GREAT MSG."
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I Hindu Teacher class mei:
"Bach'cho Aap ko main nazar aa raha hoon?
Bach'chay:"G Haan"
Teacher:
"Main aap k samne khara hoon es liye nazar aa raha hoon.kya aap ko ALLAH nazar aa raha hy?
Bach'chay"Nhi"
To Teacher ne kaha"Hota to nazar aata".
1 Muslim Bach'che ne kharey ho k kah:
"Bach'cho! Aap ko Ustad Sahib ki Aqal Nazar aa rhi hy?"
Bach;chon ne kaha:"Nhi"
Muslim bach'cha:"Hoti to nazar aati"
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PROUD TO BE A MUSLIM.

A Christian Guy Asked a Muslim Guy:
Why Do Your Females Cover Up Their Body & Hair?

The Muslim Guy Smiled & Took Out 2 Sweets,
He Opened One & Kept The Other One Wrapped.
He Threw Them Both On The Dusty Floor & Asked The Christian:
Now If I Ask You To Take One Of These Sweets,
Which One Will You Choose?

The Christian Replied: The Covered one.

The Muslim Guy Said:
That's How We See & Respect Our Women.

Among the most beloved deed to Allah is making a Muslim happy.

Never say ?HI? instead
say ASSALAM-O-ALIAKUM

Never say ?BYE? instead
say ?ALLAH HAFIZ?.

Do not ignore your reality, u r muslim

eik dafa khusra muslium aur jahaz mein safar ker rahey they jahaz ka fuel khatam ho gaya muslim bola
Allah k naam sey chalang laga dou hindu ne apney baghwan ka naam le ker chalang laga di aab khusra parishan ho gay k woh kis ka naam ley uss ne paanch talyan lagain aur chalang laga di

eik baar 1 hindi, 1 muslim aur 1 sikh ko 100 koroo ki saza hoti hai. unn sub sey unn ki akhri khawasih poochi jati hai. sub sey pehly hidu sey poocha jata hai, hindu kehta hai ke marey agey bi 1 tukia rukh do aur peeshy bi. uss ke baad sikh sey poocha jata hai. sikh kehta hai ke mary agey 2 tukia aur peechy bi 2 tukiay band doo. last main muslim sey poocha jata hai woo kehta hai ke mary peechy hindu ko aur agy sikh ko band doo hahahahah