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Life is like a MOVIE..
if ur sad-DRAMA..
if ur afraid-SUSPENSE..
if ur angry-ACTION>.
when u look in the mirror-
HORROR..!!

Santa: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey,
kade mere pichchey...

Jeeto: Kehri film si ?

Santa: Apne Shaadi di movie si !

A Pathan goes to see the Movie Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him
Kyon Khan Sahab, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi tou hai
Pathan replies Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh
tou janwar hai, usko kya pata

EIK LARKA APNI GIRL FREIND KO KEHTA HAI KE CHALO MOVIE DEKHNE CHALTE HIAN BAHUT ACHI HAI KONE WALI SEAT LENGE LARKI MANA KARTI HAI LARKA BAHUT KEHTA HAI CHALO PLEASE KONE WALI SEATLENGE BAHUT MAZAA AAYEGA LARKI MAAN JATI HAI LEKIN POOCHTI HAI KE AGAR KONE WALI SEAT NA MILI TO , LARKA KEHTA HAI KE PHR MOVIE DEKHEN GE ,

Fayyaz Mehmood: I saw my wife going for movie with a strange man.

Usman Malik: Didn--t u follow them?

Fayyaz Mehmood: No yaar, i have already seen that movie.


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Life is like a MOVIE?
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u look at the mirror - HORROR



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