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Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some pretty story tell,
Or kiss the place to make it well?
My Mother.

(*) Happy Mothers Day (*)

Many hugs
Only luv never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong

It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.

Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.

M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For she is growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.""

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U
Continue to do so.

bubbly says to bunty
what was your mother--s name before she was married
bunty: ididn--t have married mother before she was

This incident happened when we were in college.

Two Biharis talking to each other,

Aaj Mother teresa aa rahen hai Kennedy Auditorium mein saam ko aap chalenge na, hum aap ko 5.30 p.m sharp pe lene aienge,

so this fellow didn--t know who is Mother Teresa and replied back,

nahin bhai aap hi chale jaiye hum Englis film nahin dekhte hain.

JAVED BAIG
0333-6426917
javedbaig123@yahoo.com

My Mother is like a Breeze to me in the Hot Sun which gives me a plesent Effect of being always the best in life.
My Mother is like a Moon to me which gives peace in my heart when this world treats me bad

Ek sardar UK gaya. Aik din wo kisi hotel mein lunch ke liye gaya.
Wo murgi khana chahta tha lekin ussey yeh pata nahi tha ke murgi ko english mein kya kehte hai. Waiter order lene aya.
Waiter: Wat do u want!!!
Sardar: Egg--s Mother

SMS me @ 0313-4862471

Angel said:
i cant be everywhere to help u So i created MOTHER!

Devil replied: Me too cant be everywhere


So I created

MOTHER-IN-LAW... ;)