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Wife:i think our daughter is in love with someone

Husband:How do U know?

Wife:bcz she is not asking 4 Pocket Money

Wife I think our daughter is in love with someone
H--band how do u know?
Wife B--coz she is not asking for pocket money.......

'Whenever u want
to know how rich u r?
Don't count ur money!
just drop a tear &
look around at the
number of hands that
reach out to wipe your tears'

Money can buy....
house but not Home...
Bed not Sleep...
Medicine not health...
MONEY-IS-DIRTY
It only causes pains and sufferings
SO SEND ME UR MONEY AND BE HAPPY

A boy came running to his mother and asked her
Mother! plz give me Rs 10, as i want to help a poor man
His mother asked but where is the poor man? He is at the corner of our street selling icecreams!
the boy said innocently.

Son: Dad! I have saved 3 rupees today.
Father: Is it! How?
Son: I ran behind the bus.
Father: Idiot! Fool! You should have run behind the taxi. then you may save 30 rupees.

Son: Dad! I have saved 3 rupees today.
Father: Is it! How?
Son: I ran behind the bus.
Father: Idiot! Fool! You should have run behind the taxi. then you may save 30 rupees.

Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don’t worry, I have LOTS of money.



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