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Ek pathan ki girl friend ne poocha
jab hamari mangani hoge tab tum mujhe ring doge?
Pathan: wai zaroor dega PTCL per ya MOBILE per

Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera
Mil jae muje,aur ho jae mera
main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko
naam aye tera,
Tujhe jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

tum ek mobile ki trah ho
khawab mein atei ho SMS ki trah
dil mein bas jatey ho RING TUNE ki trah
pyar ap ka hi NETWORK ki trah
hum ko bhool na jana BALANCE ki trah

Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki
botle chadani padegi,
so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....

ek ladkay nay nayeya mobil liya hota hai..woh mobil lay kay bheta
hota hai to uska ek dost aata hai aur kahta hai yaar ek mint phone dayna
woh kahta hai main nain dayraha to dost khata hai yaar marnay ki khabar
dayni hai to woh usko mobil day dayta hai..woh appni girl friend ko phone
karta hai aur kahta hai tum aagar mujay na mili na to main mar jaoo gaa.
to uska dost kahta hai ye marnay ki khbar hai..woh ussay mobil cheen layta
hai..phir dosra dost aata hai woh kahta hai yaar mobil dayna khudkhusi ki
khabar dayni hai woh usko mobil day dayta hai..woh bhi appni girl friend
ko phone milata hai aur kahta hai aagar tumnay muje say shadi na ki to
main khudkhushi karlo gaaa..uska ka dost mobil cheen layta hai ye khudkhusi
ki khabar hai..phir third dost aata hai woh kahta hai yaar expire ki khabar
dayni hai woh usko mobil day dayta hai..uska dost ulthi seedhi baat karta
rehta hai uska dost kahta hai yaar expire ki khabar do woh kahta hai haan
haan dayraha hoon 1 hours ho jata hai woh kahta bahi expire ki khbar do
to uska dost usko kahta hai tumrahay mobil ka card expire ho gayeya:))

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.

kia teri nokri kia hai tera style
kia teri nokri hai kia tera style

baat karne ki tameez naheen
aur haath main hai mobile

jab bhi tumhara msg ata hai....
mera rom rom machal jata hai...
ang ang gudgudata hai...
jantey hoo kuin?
ye msg ka kasoor nhi kuin k jab bhi tumhara msg ata hai mera moblie vibrate pe hota hai....