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Welcome 2 Mobile Marriage Bureau:
Rishte K Liye 1 Dabayen
Mangni K Liye 2 Dabayen
Shaadi K Liye 3 Dabayen
Aur dosri Shaadi K Liye
pehli Ka Gala Dabayie

Santa : How much is my mobile bill?
Call center girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know the current bill status.
Santa : Stupid, I do not want to know my current bill. I want to know my Mobile Bill

Pathan Qabrustan me apna mobile dafna raha tha
Major Rohail: Khan sahib ye kya kar rahay ho
Pathan: Yaar Dookaan walay ne kaha hai kay your mobile is "DEAD"

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Dost ne Dil ka haal btana chod dia,
Humne bhi gehrae main jana chod dia,
Aapne sms krna kya band kiya,
Hum ne bhi mobile recharge karna chod diya
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Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,
Tere laareyaan da etbaar kita,
Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,
Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita

DO
YOU
KNOW
WHAT IS
MEANT
BY
MOBILE
M=meet
O=on
B=busy
I=in
L=life
E=every where
so now lets START

Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says:
The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

Ek Choor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya
Pathan Hasne Laga
Dost: Woh Tumhara Mobile Lekar Bhaga Aur Tum Has Rahe Ho.
Pathan: Bhagne Do Charger Tou Mere Pass Hei...

This is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it