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MAMU - ye chand tou raat mein nikalta hai
aj din mein kaise nikal gaya....
GIRL - ullu tou raaat mein bolta hai
aaj din mein kaise bol pada...

Fool se
fool ne
foolon ki foolon ki
foolwari mein fool k sath wish kiya ..
U R MOST...

Kabhi dil mein muskura kar dekhiye,

hamari gazal gunguna kar dekhiye.

Hum bhool jayenge aapko ek shart par,

pehle aap hume bhula kar dekhiye.

Teacher : Sach aur veham mein kya Farq hai.

Santa : Aap jo humko padha rahe hain

woh sach hai,

lekin hum sab padh rahe hain... ye apka veham hai.

Ghum mein hasane walon ko kabhi rulaya nahi jatha
lehron se pani ko kabhi hataya nahi jatha
hone wale ho jate hai khud hi dil se apne
kisi ko keh kar apna banaya nahi jatha!!

Khyalon mein wahi, sapno mein wahi,
lekin unki yaadon mein hum thay hi nahi,
hum jaagte rahe duniya soti rahi,
ek baarish hi thi, jo humare saath roti rahi....

Andhe ke hath mein ""TORCH"",
Bahare ke hath mein ""RADIO"",
Gunje ke hath mein ""MIKE"",
AUR AAP KE HATH MEIN ""MOBILE""
WAH WAH Kya Zamana Aaya hai!!!

DUNIYA MEIN AAYE HO TOU GAM SE KABHI DARNA NAHIN,

JO DAR GAYA UNME JINE KA DUM NAHIN,

ZINDAGI KI RAH MEIN MILTE RAHENGE HUMSAFAR,

KAL KOI AUR HOGA AAJ BHALE HI HUM SAHI.

Zindagi mein kai mushkilein aati hain,
Aur insaan zinda rehne se ghabrata hai,
Na jaane kaise hazaaron kaanton ke beech,
Reh kar bhi ek phool muskurata hai.

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
Is umeed ke saath k ayega SMS aapka,
Humne mobile par nazrein jamaa rakhi hein.

Yaadon ki dhund mein aapki parchai si lagti hai,
Kaanoo me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai,
Aap karib ho tou apna pan hai,
Warna seene mein saanse bhi parai si lagti hain.

Din mein suraj gayab ho sakta hai roshni nahi,

India toss jeet sakta hai match nahi,

Dil toot sakta hai pyar nhi,

HUM sms karna bhool sakte hai lekin apko nhi.

Jagti aankho mein ek khwab aaya

Koi humdard hai mera ye khayal aaya.

Chot lagi dil pe toh dhyaan aaya

Kal bhi tanha thay aaj bhi khud ko tanha paya.

Raat ki tanhai mein

Jab koi aahat tumhe jagaye,

Chupke se koi

Tumhare bed k pass aye

Tou....
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Arre.......!

chilla zor se!!!!

ChoOR... CHOoR...

Zindagi mein har dam hanste raho,

Hasna zindagi ki zarurat hai.

Zindagi ko iss andaz mein jiyo

K aapko dekh kar log kahen

""Zindagi Kitni KHOOBSURAT Hai""

Kabhi zindagi mein kisi ke liye mat ~RONA~
Kyonki wo tumhare ~AANSUON~ ke qabil nahi hoga,
Aur wo jo iss ~QABIL~ hoga,
Wo tumhe kabhi ~RONE~ nahi dega.

Duniya ki taarikh mein kabhi aisa bhi daur aaya hai,
Lamhon ne khataa ki hai,
Sadiyon ne sazaa paayi hai,
Zindagi mein dou hi lamhey badi mushkil se guzare,
Ek tere aane se pehle aur ek tere jaane ke baad...

Aapki miss call ki bhi kya baat hai,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapki awaaz mein bhi khas baat hai.

Jab koi zamane mein sahara nazar aaya,

Bas tu hi mujhe ek humara nazar aaya.

Main teri Dosti mein bhaita raha aise,

Na tufan nazar aaya na kinara nazar aaya.

Husband aur Wife Hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha, ‌Koun Thi Wo?â€‌
Husband: Tum dimag kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Aaj iss kadar raah mein ishq bikhara pada hai,
Aaj har khooshbu pheeki aur gumnaam har dua hai,
Iss anjan duniya mein aap kahan se aa gaye,
koun ho aap, Jis ne mohabbat se muje chuaa hai.

DUNIA mein reh k sapnon main kho jao,
KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota tou DO not WORRY,
chadar-takiya lo aur so jao.
Good Night

Ek phool ki tamanaa mein,
Raaste ke saare kaante apnane laga,
Mere haath itne ghayal thay ki,
Jab wo phool haath mein aaya,
Toh wo bhi chubne laga.....

Chaand utra tha hamare aangan mein,
yeh sitaro ko gawara na hua,
hum bhi sitaron se kya gila karein,
jab chaand hi hamara na hua...

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli.....
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Yaadon mein hum rahen ye ehsaas rakhna,
Nazaron se dur par dil ke paas rakhna,
Ye nahi kahte ke sath raho,
Dur sahi par humen yaad rakhna...

DUNIA mein reh k sapnon main kho jao,
KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DO not WORRY,
chadar-takiya lo aur so jao.
Good Night

Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hain woh,

samne aate hi nazar jhukate hain woh,

Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi, par shukar hai

jab bhi milte hain muskurate hain woh.

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...

Ajeeb sa dil mein ek ehsaas hai,
lagta hai milne wala tohfa kuchh khas hai.
Na khel iss dil se iss kadar ae khuda,
aaj bas mein nahi jazbaat hain.

Meh khane mein jaam tut jata hai,
ishq mein dil tut jata hai.
Na jane kya rishta hai in dono mein,
jaam tute tou ishq yaad aata hai,
dil tute tou jaam yaad aata hai.

Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin. Aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain. Jahan mein kitne dost mile hume par sabse ache aap nazar aate hain..

Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge. Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge.

Raha jo dil mein dhadkan ban ke
bichda mujhse vo bewafa ban ke
na ummid rahi jeene ki ab ae dosto
milli hamein dava bhi ek sazaa ban ke

Nadaani mein hum kise apna samajh beithe
jo dikhaaya uss bewafa ne sapna hum haqeeqat samajh beithe
dekho aaj chod diya hamein usne ek gair ke liye
jisse hum apna humsafar samajh beithe

Interviewer: Aap kisi MAHILA mein sabse pehle kya dekhte hain?
Santa: O ji, wo is baat par depend karta hai ki woh aa rahi hai ya jaa rahi hai?

Zindagi ki raahoon mein aise bhi mod aate hain,
jab saawan ke saath pat-jhhad bhi aate hain.
Arey aansu ke saagar mein moti bhi milte hain,
jo unhe dhoond lete hain, wahi zindagi jee lete hain.

Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hansi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par miley khushi ki bhar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko""

Hamin apney dil mein basaey rakhna
hamari yaadon k charaagh jalaey rakhna
bohat lamba hy safar zindagi ka
ye DOSTI ka rishta ham sy banaey rakhna

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhte hain,

Dil mein gum rakhte hain,

Pata tha SMS ayega tera,

Isliye DISPRIN sath rakhte hain.

Zindagi mein tum bohat aage jaaoo
kyonkay jahan bhi tum jaooge
sab kahain ge chal be chal aagay chal.

Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega.

Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han""
Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande lagge ne ?

Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai...
Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain.

Gulsan mein bhanwron ka phera ho gaya,

Purab mein suraj ka dera ho gaya.

Muskan ke saath aankhe khol pyaare,

Ek baar phir se savera ho gaya.

GOOD MORNING.

Meri sanson mein teri khushboo tou basi aaj bhi hai
Dil ki khwahish hai ke tumhay choo ker phir se dekhoon

Faaslay itney bhi ho jaain gay sochha hi na tha
Teray ehsas mein teri tasweer mein kab tak dekhoon

Kaisey dorahey per khara hoon ke aqal sakit hai
Dar hai pyaron sey judai ka, khud ko tarapta dekhoon

Tera ehsas-e-janoon mujh ko bhi pyara hai mager
Ishq ke anjam mein apney liye azziat dekhoon

Dil diwana tha kabhi tera so aaj bhi hai
Teri aankhon mein wohi pyar mein phir se dekhoon

Mein ne her lamha khuda se mangee hai dua
Mein teray pyar ka mausam sada hi dekhoon...

Khuwaab Mein Aa ker Wo Meri Neend Uraati Thi Bahut,
Her Ghari Wo Dekh kar Muskurati Thi Bahut,

Chor Hi Dena Pada Ghabra kar Us k Shaher Ko,
Yaad Uski Raat Din Mujh ko Rulati Thi Bahut,

Apni Baahon Mein Jab Jakar Leti The Ranjo Alam,
Aa k Ek Andaaz Mein Mujh ko Hansaati Thi Bahut,

Apne Dil Ki Baat Wo Mujhse Kabhi Kehti Na Thi,
Dusron K Pyaar Ke Qissey Sunati Thi Bahut,

Chahti Thi Sirf Meri Hi Nazar Us per Parey,
Ghair Ki Nazron Se Wo Khud Ko Bachati Thi Bahut,

Din Tou Kat Jata Tha Mera Doston Ke Saath Mein,
Raat Mein Lekin Wo Mujh ko Yaad Aati Thi Bahut.

Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hain woh,
Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hain woh,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi,
Par shukar hai jab bhi milte hain muskurate hain woh.

Zindagi mein dukh ko delete karo,
Khushiyon ko save karo.
Dushman ko hide karo,
Dost ko enter karo,
Phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga.

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi...!

Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!

Chahe wafa mein thokre khate raho
phir bhi rasme wade nibhate raho
Yahi tou ishq ka dastoor hai yaaro
k zakhm khate raho aur bas muskurate raho

Ishq aisa karo ki dharkn mein bs jaye
saans bi lo to khushboo usi ki aye.
pyar ka nasha aankhon pe cha jaye
baat kuch bi na ho pr nam usi ka aye

Naino mein basaya hai zara dehaan rakhna
apna pyaar yun hi abaad rakhna
muje tou aadat hai aap ko yad karnay ki
agar hichkiya aati rahin tou maaf karna

Khamosh Raat Ke Pehlu Mein Sitare Naa Hote,
In Rookhi Aankhon mein Rangeen Nazare Naa Hote,
Hum Bhi na Karte Parwah
Agar aap Itne Pyare na hote...

Sapno mein aayenge hum sms ki tarah,
dil mein bass jayege hum rington ki tarah.
Pyar hamara kabhi kam na hoga balance ki tarah
par tum busy na rahena network ki tarah...

Haste rahen aap hazaron ke beech mein
Jaise haste hein phool baharon ke beech mein
Roshan ho aap duniya mein iss tarah
Jaise hota hai chaand sitaron ke beech mein

Barish ke paani ko apne haathon mein samet lo.
Jitna aap samet paaye utna aap humein chahte hain.
Aur jitna nah samet paye utna hum aap ko chahte hain.

Agar zindagi mein judai na hoti,
Toh kabhi kisi ki yaad aayi na hoti,
Sath guzara hota har lamha,
Toh sayad rishto mein itani gahrai na hoti.

Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli ""Shukriya BhaiJaan""

mein ne har shaam chiraghoo se saja rakhi hai,shart hawahoo se laga rakhi hai, na janey kis gali se tum aa jao,mein ne har gali phuloo se saja rakhi hai

wo log baste hi Q hain dilo mein,jo toer jate hai dil ko pal bhar mein,chlta nahi bas ab as dharkno par ZAIGHAM.rhta hai ab gham dilo mein

Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein, jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai, maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse lekin meri duaon me asar aaj bhi hai

Apni zindgi mein mujhe sharik samjna,koi gam ayeto karib samjna,de saku muskrahat ansuon ke badle mein,hazaron dosto mein thoda aziz samjna.

Mere Yar Ik Shadi Thee Us Mein pata hai Kia howa us mein mere Nazer ik bohot hee Khobsorat Lerki pher Paree. mein us ka Ashiq Hi Gia pher Us nay mujh ko lift nahe karay heheheheh

kash eminraat ko tery takiyee k nachy stoa ... jab tu qarwar lati mein mzy laita

kaash mein terey haseen haath ka kungan hota

Toou barey chaao se, barey maan ke saath?
apni nazuk si kalaai mein charhati mujh ko
aur betaabi se furqat ke khizaan lumhoon mein ?.
Toou kissi soch mein doobi jo ghumaati mujh ko?
Mein terey haath ki khusboo se mehek sa jata

Jab kabhi mood mein aa kar mujhey chooma karti
Terey honton ki mein hiddat se dehek sa jata

Raat ko jub bhi toou neendon ke safar par jati?
Murmareen haath ka ek takiya banaya karti
Mein terey kaan se lug kar kai baatein karta
Teri zulfon ko terey gaal ko chooma karta

Jub bhi tu bund qaba kholney lugti janaan
Apni aankhon ko terey husn se kheera karta

Mein teri rooh ke gulshan mein mehekta rehta
Mein terey jissem ke aangan mein khanakta rehta

Kuch nahin tu yahi be-naam sa bandhan hota
Kaash mein terey haseen haath ka kungan hota

Kaash mein terey haseen haath ka kungan hota?.



(Nadeem Akhtar Laghari Baloch)

*NadeemLaghari786@hotmail.com*

Kaash mein terey Kaan ka Jhumka Hota

Raat ko be-khabri mein jo machal jaata Mein
Tu tery kaan se chup chaap nikal jaata Mein

Subah ko girtey teri zulfon se jub Baasi phool
merey kho jaaney pe hota tera Dil kitna malool

Toou mujhey dhoondti kiss shauq se ghabraahat mein
apney mehkey huey bister ki hur aik sliwat mein

Kaan se, Toou mujhey hurgiz naa utaara karti
Toou kabhi meri judaai na gawaara karti

(Nadeem Akhtar Laghari Baloch)

*NadeemLaghari786@hotmail.com*

Main nazar say pee raha hoon, yeah sama badal naa jayae


Main nazar say pee raha hoon, yeah sama badal naa jayae
Na jhukao tum nigahain kahin raat dhal naa jayae


Mairay ashk bhee hain is main yeah sharab ubal na jayae
Maira jaam choone-walay taira haath jal naa jayae


Adhi raat kuch hai baki naa uthaa naqaab saqi
Taira rind giratay giratay kaheen phir sambhal naa jayae


Mairee zindagi k malik mairay dil pay haath rakhna
Tairay anay kee khushi main maira dam nikal na jayae


Mujhay phunkanay say pehlay maira dil nikaal laina
Yeah kisee kee amanat kaheen saath jal naa jayae

jazz menu mein khusaamded!
menu hai: love kay liya 1 dabain, milna kay liya 2 dabain ,kissing kay liya 3 dabain, aor system say ikhraj kay liya nariza ho jay

Duniya mein es waqt 10 karor log apna apna kam kar rahany hain.8 karor log tv dekh rahany hain.5 kar log soo rahany hani or ed yah pagal ye msg per raha hai hihihihihihi ...ohohohohoh.lalallal

aik aadmi jahaz mein safar ker raha hota hai woo air hostes say poochta hai ka bathroom kahan hai tu wooo kehti hai kay peche hai tu aadmi kehta hai kay mera bathroom nahi jahan bathroom hain waaha

Main Saahil Pey Likhee Hoee Ibaarat Nahee Jo Lehron Se Mit Jaati Hay Main Baarish Ki Barasti Boond Nahee Jo Baras Ker Tham Jaati Hay Main Khwab Nahee Jisey Dekha Aur Bhula Dya Main Shama Nahee Jisey Phoonka Aur Bujha Dya Main Hawa Ka Jhonka Nahee Jo Aaya Aur Guzar Gaya????









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Ek Mandir mein buri niyat waley gayeb ho jatey thay..
Akshay gaya who gayeb..
Shah Rukh gaya who gayeb..
Amitabh gaya who gayeb..
Bipasha gaye Bhagwan gayeb!!!

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Mohabton mein Hawas k Aser hum b nae,
Galt Mat Jan k itnnay haqer hum b nae,
Mujh ko qatal ker dey per meri anna ko na chier,
Bey Zarar hi sahi Bey zameer hum b nae!!!!
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Duaaon ki bheer mein eik dua hamari hogi,
Jis mein mangi hum ne Khushi tumhari hogi,
Jab bhi koi Khushi milay aap ko,
Samjho dua kabool hamari hooii hogi.


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Aaj jo Tanha hai Woh Pardes Mein
Zaroor Mujh ko us Ney Socha ho ga

Khvabon aur Khyaalon Mein
Mera hi Chehra Tarasha Ho ga

Raah Chaltey jo us ko
Mera khyaal Aaya Ho ga

Aik Nazar Ruk ke Asmaan Pe Chand ko Dekha Ho ga
Jab Saath They to Roz hi larti Thi Mujh sey

Ab Din Mein so Baar khud peh Bigarti Ho gi
Mail Box Kholtey hi Naam mera Dhondti Ho gi

Aur na Pa ke Mujhey

Aap hi Aap Mujh sey Roth ti Ho gi
Zaror Masrof Hon buhat ya koi Test hai Mera

Tawelein Ghurr ke khud hi Behal ti Ho gi
Tanha Sard Raat Mein

Yuon hi Sarak peh Tehaltey Huvey
Khyaalon hi Khyaalon Mein

Haath us ney Mera Thama Ho ga

Phir Kisi Pool ke Nechey Ruk kar
Aankhon Mein Mere us ney Jhaanka Ho ga




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Teri Yadoon k Sard Mousam Mein

Main Ne Raatein Guzar Di Apni

Par Sukoon Mila Nahi Mujh Ko

Teri Soorat Ka Vo To Sadqa Thy

Dil Ka Mousam Yunhi Raha Yaaron

Khoon Hasratoon Ka Phir Baha Yaaron

Teri Yadoon k Sard Mousam Mein

Dil Jala Deep Ki Soorat

Khuwab Mery Bikhar Gaye Saray

Raiza Raiza Meri Hasti Ko Kar Diya Tune

Meri Chahat Ka Dam Jo Bharta Tha

Khud Se Zyada Pyar Mujh Se Karta Tha

Aaj Tak Hay Meri Soch Ka Mehwar

Dil Tere Bin Udas Hay Ab Tak

Meri Chahat Ka Kya Koi Sila b Nahi

Uss Ko Mujh Se Koi Gila b Nahi

Teri Yadoon k Sard Mousam Mein

Aaj Phir Khud Ko SamaitTa Hoon Main

Kal Jo Tootay Thy Khuwab Saray Vo

Ashk Aankhon Se Bahay Saray Vo

Teri Yadoon Mein Guzra Ik Ik Pal

Meri Umer Ka Vo Hissa

Jo Kabhi Saath Tery Guzra Tha

Jo Kabhi Bichaye Thy Main Ne

Gul Vo Saray Samait loon Ab To

Jo Kabhi Chah Se Tune Likhay Thy

Vo Tery Khat Sambhal Rakhay Hain

Main Tujhay Kaisy Bhool Paon Ga

Meri Nas Nas Mein Tu Samayi Hay

Teri Yadoon k Sard Mousam Mein

Ahhh! Zindagi Ko Luta Diya Hum Ne

Apna Aap Khud Mita Diya Hum Ne

Teri Yadoon k Sard Mousam Mein...!!!





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Yaadon me hum rahen ye ehsaas rakhna, Nazaron se dur par dil ke paas rakhna, Ye nahi kahte ke sath raho, Dur sahi par humen yaad rakhna...


Aftab khan

Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Jana k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,”Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?”
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko…
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao…


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Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,?Khanay mein kia hai?
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana: