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Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!

First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you"d ordered that....

Why love marriage
is better than arranged???
Because
"A KNOWN DEVIL
IS BETTER THAN
AN UNKNOWN GHOST"

What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....

4 Stages of marriage:

Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal'. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

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