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Research has found that marriage decreases the risk of heart attacks and deaths due to heart attacks.

Love Marriage Ka Matlab Apny boyFriend Ko husband Banana

Arrange Marriage Ka Matlab ?

KiSi Or K boyfriend Ko Apna husband Bnana.

#joke

My friend sent his marriage invitation from facebook
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I sent him gift from farmville
Sahii Kia Naa? - ||••

Beta: Ami Kia Love Marriage karne se ghar walay naraz hoty hain..?

Maa: Tu yaqeenan kisi churail k chakar me ho ga. or ya sb tujha soi daayan ne kaha ho ga. ye aj kal ki larkiyan to bs larkon ko phansany me lagi rehti hen. jahan acha larka dekha shuru ho gayin.Beta in se bach k rehna ye bohat makkar or meesni hotihen.

Beta: ami aisa kuch nahi hai. wo Abu bata rhy thy k ap dono ki Love Marriage thi...!

Jab koi larki ghar se bhag ker shadi krny ki
dhamki dy to us k ghar walo ko chahye k us ki tind kerwa dain..
5 maheny tak bhagny ka naam nahi ley gi or agar
uska boy friend dekh ly ga to wo khud hi bhag jaye ga.
ZUBAIDA AAPA K LOVE MARRIAGE CONTROL TOTKEY

It is funny when people discuss
Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It is like asking someone,
If suicide is better or being murdered.

Life before marriage is like AIRTEL:
'Aisi Azadi Aur Kahan'

Life during engagement is like RELIANCE:
'Kar Lo Duniya Muthi Mein'

Life during Honeymoon is like IDEA:
'A wife can change your life'

Life after one year of marriage is like HUTCH:
'Whereever you go your wife follows'

Life after 10 years of marriage is like MTNL/BSNL:
'The subscriber is not reachable'

Finally, here is some warning given out in good faith!

Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote:(
Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote:)

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap

Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain
Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun