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Muzammil Shahzad
Diabetes K Mareez Sehr Aur Iftaar Mai Chehel Qadmi Se Guraiz Karen
طبی ماہرین نے کہا ہے کہ ذیابیطس کے مریض سحر اور افطار کے بعد چہل قدمی سے گریز کریں تاہم باجماعت نماز تراویح کی ادائیگی واک کا بہترین نعم البدل ہے، سگریٹ نوشی کی عادت سے چھٹکارا پانے کے لئے رمضان کا مہ...
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Jun 28, 2014 at 19:06
Category: health
Islam / Ahadith
Muzammil Shahzad
Mareez Ki Ayadat K Fazail
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Jun 27, 2014 at 21:06
Category: ahadith
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DOCTOR NY MAREEZ KA CHECK UP KARTY HOOY(GHUSAY SY KAHA)GHUZAB KHUDA KA,MERY PASS AAB AYAAY HO!MUJH SY PEHLY KISEE DOCTOR KO DIKHAYA THA?
MAREEZ NY KHA:-JEE NAHIN MAIN MEDICAL STORE WALY K PASS GEYA THA.
DOCTOR:- KIYA BY WAQOOUFI KKE BAAT HAI MEDICAL STORE WALA DOCTOR KAISY HO SAKTA HAI?US NY TUMHAIN KIYA AHMAQANA MUSHWARA DIYA?
MAREEZ:- JEE US NY MUJHY AAP K PASS BHAIJ DIYA.
HA HA HA !!!!!!!HOO HA HA HA !HA HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KAISA LAGA MAIL K ZAREY AAGHA KE JEYE GA. & FRIENDS K LIYE MERY FRIEND SHIP K DARWAZY 24HRS KHULY HAIN.
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Doctor Ny Mareez Ka Chek Up Karty Hooye......
DOCTOR NY MAREEZ KA CHECK UP KARTY HOOY(GHUSAY SY KAHA)GHUZAB KHUDA KA,MERY PASS AAB AYAAY HO!MUJH SY PEHLY KISEE DOCTOR KO DIKHAYA THA?
MAREEZ NY KHA:-JEE NAHIN MAIN MEDICAL STORE WALY K PASS GEYA THA.
DOCTOR:- KIYA BY WAQOOUFI KKE BAAT HAI MEDICAL STORE WALA DOCTOR KAISY HO SAKTA HAI?US NY TUMHAIN KIYA AHMAQANA MUSHWARA DIYA?
MAREEZ:- JEE US NY MUJHY AAP K PASS BHAIJ DIYA.
HA HA HA !!!!!!!HOO HA HA HA !HA HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KAISA LAGA MAIL K ZAREY AAGHA KE JEYE GA. & FRIENDS K LIYE MERY FRIEND SHIP K DARWAZY 24HRS KHULY HAIN.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
Tags: Khuda Doctor Mareez
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Operation Theater Jaty Hooy Mareez Ny Nurse Sy Poocha........
OPREATION THEWATER JATAY HOOYE MAREEZ NY NURSE SY POOCHA:-""JO SURJON MERA OPERATION KARNEWALY HAI KIYA WOH QABIL HAIN?""
NURSE NY JAWAB DIYA:- HAN WOH BHAOUT ACHAY HAI IN KO KATNY KE BARHE PRACTICE HAI.
MAREEZ NY GHABRAH KAR KAHA:- KIYA MATLAB.....?
NURSE NY JAWAB DIYA:- WOH DOCTOR BANNAY SY PEHLY QASAIE THAY.
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HA HA HA!!!!!!!!HOOO HA HA HE HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NURSE NY JAWAB DIYA:- HAN WOH BHAOUT ACHAY HAI IN KO KATNY KE BARHE PRACTICE HAI.
MAREEZ NY GHABRAH KAR KAHA:- KIYA MATLAB.....?
NURSE NY JAWAB DIYA:- WOH DOCTOR BANNAY SY PEHLY QASAIE THAY.
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HA HA HA!!!!!!!!HOOO HA HA HE HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
Tags: Nurse Mareez
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MAREEZ(DOCTOR SY): JINAB MUCHER MARNY KA KOI AASAN TAREEQA BATAIN?
MAREEZ(DOCTOR SY):- JINAB MUCHER MARNY KA KOI AASAN TAREEQA BATAIN?
DOCTOR:- SUB SY PEHLY MACHER KO PAKRO.PHIR IS KY PAIT MAIN GUD GUDY KARO JAB MUCHER HANSNY KY LIYE MOONH KHOLY TOH USH KY MOON MAIN MERY DE HOOI DAWA DALOO.
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HA HA HA!!!!!!!HO HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!
DOCTOR:- SUB SY PEHLY MACHER KO PAKRO.PHIR IS KY PAIT MAIN GUD GUDY KARO JAB MUCHER HANSNY KY LIYE MOONH KHOLY TOH USH KY MOON MAIN MERY DE HOOI DAWA DALOO.
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HA HA HA!!!!!!!HO HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
Tags: Doctor Mareez
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Mareez
Hospital main aik dil ke mareez se mizaj pursi ke liye anay walay doost nay poocha keh "" yahan dil ke dharkan ko kam kernay ke liye bhi aap ko kuch mail raha hay?"" to mareez na jawab dia "" han aik boori (old) nurse.""
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Mareez
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Doctor Aur Mareez........
Doctor: Tabiyat kaisi hay?
Mareez: Phelay se ziyada kharab hay.
Doctor: Dawai khali thi kiya?
Mareez: Nahi Dawai ki shishi tu bhari hue thi.
Doctor: I mean Dawai le li thi?
Mareez: Ji ap ne di thi tu main ne le li thi.
Doctor: Bewaqoof Dawai pi li thi?
Mareez: Nahi ji Dawai laal thi.
Doctor: Abbe Gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha?
Mareez: Nahi sahib piliya tu mujhe tha.
Doctor: Sale Dawa ko muh se laga ke paid me dala tha?
Mareez: Nahi.
Doctor: Kion?
Mareez: Ap ne he kaha tha k shishi ko dhakan laga kar rahkna.
Ab Doctor sahib me theik tu ho jaon ga na????
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Mareez: Phelay se ziyada kharab hay.
Doctor: Dawai khali thi kiya?
Mareez: Nahi Dawai ki shishi tu bhari hue thi.
Doctor: I mean Dawai le li thi?
Mareez: Ji ap ne di thi tu main ne le li thi.
Doctor: Bewaqoof Dawai pi li thi?
Mareez: Nahi ji Dawai laal thi.
Doctor: Abbe Gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha?
Mareez: Nahi sahib piliya tu mujhe tha.
Doctor: Sale Dawa ko muh se laga ke paid me dala tha?
Mareez: Nahi.
Doctor: Kion?
Mareez: Ap ne he kaha tha k shishi ko dhakan laga kar rahkna.
Ab Doctor sahib me theik tu ho jaon ga na????
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Doctor Mareez
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