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Yun ghut-ghut k mar jana, hamain manzoor tha laikin,
Kisi kam zarf per zahir na ki majbooriyan hum nay,

Hum iss mehfil main bus ek baar sach bolay thay,
Zabaan per umer bhar mehsoos ki chingarian ham nay,

Samajhtay thay magar phir bhi na rakhi dooriyan humne,
Chiraghoon ko jalanay main jala li ungliyan hum nay

Mar main v jaana te ji tethon v nahi hona,
Dil mera tutna te akhaan teriyaan ne v rona,
Neend meri udni te raat nu tu v ni sona,
Ishq main kitta te dekhi RAJNI kamli tu v hona

Ek c Raja...
Ek c Rani...
Dono mar gaye khatam kahani.
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Na thalle hun ki dead body labni hai?

Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi huye?
Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.

miss joly kafi arsey se aik achi farm main job kar rahi thi.inn ke daftar main aur bhi satthi thay.lakin mr.James ,mr .Thomsan,aur mr .Brown miss joly se shadi karna chahtey thay.aik din miss joly ko akharkar apni shadi ke liye mashwarey ki zaroorat par gai.soocha kion na computer se mashwara kiya jaye.takey uss main ghulti ka koi ehtamal nah ho.""mr. Brown mery satth shadi ke liye kaisay hain""computer ne kaha.""ghair munasib"" acha ""mr. james"" bilkul nahi. tu phir""mr. thomsan mery liye kaisay rahain gay.""sawal hi nahi paida hoota"".akhir main miss joly ne kaha.""main phir kis se shadi karoo"".""MAIN MAR GIYA HOON KIYA""computer ne jawab diya.

a larka chowk mein khara hota hai ayk
larky ic kay pass say guzerty hai
larka osy kehta hai
""kiya tehl tehl kar chaltee ho kya kise
ko marr dalo gee thoree see dedo kya ghar mein ja kar is ka achar dalo gee""
laraky ose jwaab dety hai
""kya karoon mary chal hi asy hai ghar
mein ja kar sister ki lelo cheese(thing)
dono ki ek jaisy hai""

eik old man ko air hostis na thapar mar deya barabar main hoay man na kaha app na us kya kah deya tha jo us na aap ko thapar mar deya old man na kaha main us pucha pashab ki jaga kahain ha us na kaha peshay main na kaha hamaray zamanay main to aagay hoti thi

Gabar Sing ne maa se mar kyoon khai, isliye usne ne paida hote hi apni maa se poocha MAA, KITNE AADMI THEY

A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent--s house in Delhi. When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.

The servant sent a telegram.
When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.

It was written: --sethji aaj mar gaye ! ( Sethji Ajmer gaye ).


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