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aik mulazim maalik say kahta hai.
janab bahir aik admi saman bechnay wala aya hai.
maalik kon hai woh.
koi monchon wala hai.
maalik nahi jao us ko bolo hamyn monchan nahi chahiye.

Ek Bewda Daru shop ke malik ko
Raat ke 12 baje Phone Karke
Puchh raha hai.
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Bewda :-''Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi.......? ­ ?
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Dukaandaar :- Subhah 9 baje.
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Bewda :- ''Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi........ ­ .??
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Dukaandaar:- 9 baje.
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Fir se phone karke Bewda:- A bhai Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi....??:O
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Dukaandaar:- abe bewde Kitni
baar Batau 9 baje khulegi,Subah
9baje Aana Jaa ab Phone Mat
Karna.
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Bewda :- Are,.mai dukan ke andar se hi bol rha hu..

larki larka kiss kar rahay thay kay achanak larka bola hum aapas mein shadi kar lein
lark boli mazdoor ho mazdoori karo factory ke maalik ban'nay ki koshish mat karo

Ager Tumhara Maqsad Bi Pakistan ko Bdnaam Karna hy...
"To Main tum sy Shadi Karna Chahti hun..
"Veena Malik ny Misbah ko Purpose Kar dia.. :-D :-P

Ager Tumhara Maqsad Bi Pakistan ko Bdnaam Karna hy...
"To Main tum sy Shadi Karna Chahti hun..
"Veena Malik ny Misbah ko Purpose Kar dia.. :-D :-P

Veena Malik, Pakistan’s scandal queen, has given birth to a baby boy who is named Abraham Khan Khattak.

According to details gathered here, the baby was born at a local hospital in Virginia, US.

Veena Malik got married to Asad Khattak – Dubai-based businessman – in December last year.

One day a stupid punk called amir malik was writing a stupid joke and his mum called him,
she shouted out ""AMMER"" amir came runnig down straight into the kitchen and picked up a knife and killed himself
because he thaught his mum said ""AA"" MARR"" meaning come and die

aik din malik nay apnay nokar say kaha kay jab kisi ka naam liya karo toh sahib zaroor lagaya karoor lagaya karo.nokar nay kaha jee bahtar.ek din nokar bagta hua aaya aur kaha aslam sahib kutay sahib nay billi sahiba ko kaat liya hai.