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Man prayed to God, "Give me everything to enjoy life."
God smiled and replied,"I have given you life to enjoy everything."

What qualification u would choose for your life partner:

1- MBBS

2- Ph.D

3- ENGINEER

4- M.COM

5- B.COM

6- MBA

7- CA

8- MCS

9- MA

Reply then i will give answer;-)


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MBBS = romantic
PhD=stupid & sick
ENGINEER=caring & trusting
M.COM=sensible & mature
B.COM=silly& immature
MBA=very loving
CA=successful but boring
MCS=greedy & sharp
MA=DUFFER

In life 7 things r priceless

Mother's love

Father's advice

Partnr's support

Brother's care

Sister's fight

Baby's smile

And

Oye!

Apni dosti dost.;-)

Our life is full of Colors
I hope this 14th August will
add more colors to your life

Happy Independence Day

My friendshiP iS AntibiotiC

My vOice iS AntiseptiC

My smile iS AnalgesiC

My messagE iS AntipyretiC

So alwYs b mY friEnd n enjoY diseasE frEe lifE:-)

A man talked to ALLAH and said
I Dun Love this Life! Its Not Beautiful..

ALLAH Said: Who Told U To Love Life..

Love Me
Life will be Beautiful Automatically.

To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of ______expression & many more mental
qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them

When u want to enjoy life
think today as ur life's FIRST day.
When u want to achieve something in life
think today as ur life's LAST day.

The truth of life 4 women is:
D nice men r ugly.
D handsome men r not nice.
D handsome and nice men r married
& d rest of them
r not worth talking to.