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Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life. Never ask for a lighter rain. Just pray for a better umbrella. That is attitude.

Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."

Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend?

Santa: My wife’s first husband.

The best cosmetics in life:

Truth for lips;

Pity for eyes;

Charity for hands;

Smile for face;

And Love for heart.

Use them every day to make life Beautiful.

Good day!

Life has no rewinds n forwards. It unfolds itself at its own pace. So never miss a chance to live today to make a beautiful story for tomorrow. Gud Day.

There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them in real!

I pray to God for your long and happy life! A very warm wishes and love on this auspicious occasion of Bhai Dooj!

Wishing you lots of joy and happiness on this special day. May it be the start of a wonderful and exciting life together for both of you!

Best wishes and lots of love on your wedding!

Santa: How's Ur Sex Life?

Banta: As ususal great, Monday to Friday.

Santa: What about the weekends?

Banta: Weekends? Oh! that time I'm at home, relaxing with my wife.

Stages of life:

1. You believe in Santa Claus

2. You don't believe in Santa Claus

3. You are Santa Claus

4. You look like Santa Claus

Merry Christmas!