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larkiyan kanch ki choorion ki terhan hoti hain qaim rahen to shaan barhaati hain. toot jayen to koi bhi unn ko samaitt kar apne haath zakhmi nahi karta .

*Larkiyan Cycle pe honi chahiyen, Paidal To Wo aqal se b hoti hain.

Banday ko Business man hona chahiye, Engineer to mochi bhi hota hai.

Insan Ko Sharif Hona Chahiye, BadMashh to dil b hota hai.

Banday Ko Fitt Hona Chahiye, Smart To Phone B Hota Hai.

LapTop to Dell ka Hona Chahiye, Apple to Fruit B Hota Hai

Reply Dhang Ka Hona Chahiye, Hmmmm To Bhens Bhi Karti Hai..

Cell Ho to Nokia Ho, S1,S2,S3,S4 to Train K Dabby B Hoty Hain

Insan Ko Bat Karny Se Pehlay Salam Krna Chahiye, Hi Hi to khusray B Karty Hain

Dost badtmeez honay chahiyen, Achy to dagh b hoty hain

Aaj kal ki larkiyan Mobile khoob Chalati hain
Seedhe sadey larkon ko baaton mai phansati hain
Jane kitne larkon ko miss call karti rahti hain
Jab call wapas aaye to baat bhi khoob karti hain
Aisi jhooti larkiyon pe na karo aitbaar
Yeh to ek dhoka hai na samjho isko pyar
Ek se Recharge karwati hain doosre ko phone lagati hain
Teesrey ko hai bolti hain aur chauthey ko phansati hain
itni iltiza hai tumse aie dosto
Inke jhootey pyar ko apne dil se nikaal do
warna yeh larkiya kar dengi barbaad
Arif ki yeh sachhai har pal aayegi yaad.

Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!


Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . . . ;->

Boy to Girl: Tum larkiyan love Marriage q karti ho? Girl; Anjan Namoonaa milne se acha hai, Jana pehchana Kameenaa mil jae.

hazaroon larkiyan aiseen kay har larke pay dam niklay
or jis larke pay dam niklay woh ghar say kam niklay ....

DOO SAHELIYAN AIK RESTURAUNT MAIN GYIN BATAIN KARTAY KARTAI AIK LARKI SAMEENA KA ZIKAR NIKAL AAYA TO AIK LARKO BOOLI KAY SAMEENA BOHAT ACCHI LARKI HAY USMAIN KO IBURAI NAHIN HAY KAM SE KAM MUJHAY US KAY BAARAY MAIN KO IBORI BAAT NAHIN PATA TO DOOSRI LARKI JALDI SE BOOLI TO CHALO KISSI AUR KAY BAARAY MAIN BAAT KARTAY HAIN

Girl; What do you like in me?
Boy; Those white balls having black dots in it.
Girl; What????
Boy; yes i like your




















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