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Kya batau kisiko kya dard hai seene mein
maut aajaye gham nahin....ab kya rakha hai jeene mein
gham sharaab se agar pal do pal ke liye rukhsat hojaaye toh
ae dost kya harj hai phir peene mein...

Kisi ke kam na aaye wo zindagi kya hai,
Adab jisme na ho shamil wo bandagi kya hai !

Mahaj tarkon se dalilon sey bat banti nahi,
Wazan jisme na shagufta wo bat hi kya hai !

Unche mahalon me guzar karte hai jehan roshan,
WO kya samjhege muflishon ki muflishi kya hai !

Sukhe adhnange badan fakon ko majboor hai Jo,
Gaor se socho jara e bhi zindagi kya hai !

Mauj masti ko honge dost hajaron lekin,
Bure din me na aaye kam wo dosti kya hai !

Kare Jo darj apana nam nahi safahon me,
Makam jiska martaba na wo hasti kya hai !

Aman aur chain shakun ka jaha na dera ho,
Basera khaak hai “Saqiâ€‌ wo basti kya hai !!

Teacher : Sach aur veham mein kya Farq hai.

Santa : Aap jo humko padha rahe hain

woh sach hai,

lekin hum sab padh rahe hain... ye apka veham hai.

Aapki miss call bhi kya baat hai,

Aapke sms bhi din raat hain.

Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,

Suna hain aap ki aawaaz mein bhi khas baat hai.

Dil ka dard dil torney wala kya jane,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.

Bhagwan: Beta kya chahiye?

Admi: Meri shadi Aishwaria se kara do.

Bhagwan: Uski 1 saari 1 lakh ki hai.

Kharcha utha payega?

Aadmi: koi upay tou hoga?

Bhagwan:- Malika se shadi kar le.

Kanjoosi ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.

Tujhay kya khabar teri yaad nay mujhay kaisay kaisay sata dia
Kabhi khalwaton mai hansa dia kabhi mehfilon mai rula dia
Tere ishq mai kabhi youn hoa k namaz apni qaza hoi
Teri aarzoo nay kabhi kabhi mujhay mere rab say mila diya..

Kya Woh Mujhe Yaad Karti Hogi
Badli saawan ki koi jab bhi barasti hogi.
Dil hi dil mein woh mujhe yaad to karti hogi.
Theek se so na saki hogi khayalon se mere.
Karvatein raat bhar bistar pe badalti hogi.
Koshishen jitni bhi ki hongi bhulaane ki mujhe.
Yaad utni hi meri aur ubharti hogi.
Dar pe aahat si hui hogi hawa se jab bhi.
Dhadkanen dil ki bahot tez dhadakti hogi.
Khat na aane ka sabab jaan liya hai maine.
Kahin ruswai na ho jaye, wo darti hogi.
Poochti hogi hawaon se mera haal e dil woh
Uski galiyon se hawa jab bhi guzarti hogi.
Apne seene se laga kar meri tasveer ko woh
Aahen raaton ko mere pyar mein bharti hogi.
Jhooti aane ki khabar paake woh meri.
Kabhi sajti to kabhi aur sanwarti hogi.