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Jokes / Miscellaneous
Abdulla Bhatti
Goora Ko Hasana
aik admee kai pass aik gorra tha jo kai bohat uddas tha.us lahk kosish ki us ko hasane ki laikun besood.
us ne shurt rhukee kai jo meree gorre ko hasaye ga us ka inaam milley ga...duniya jahaan se log aye laikun koi b kamyaab na hua...aik pakistani aya aur us ne kaha kai main es ko hasaoun ga agar mujey torre dair kai liyee gorra dai dein....us admee ne kaha kai theek hai lay jaoo...
pakistani ne gorra liya aur diwaar ke pechay lai giya aur 5 minut kai baad jub woh nikla tu gorra zoor zoor se hans raha tha...
us admee ne kaha kai theek hai tum inaam jeet gai laikun kiya tum batta sukte ho kai tum ne gorre ko kaise hansaya....
pakistani ne kaha kai yeh to mamoole baat thy...main ne gorre ko kaha kai mera soda tum se budda hai....aur jub main ne nikaal kar dikaya tu gorra hans purra.....
us ne shurt rhukee kai jo meree gorre ko hasaye ga us ka inaam milley ga...duniya jahaan se log aye laikun koi b kamyaab na hua...aik pakistani aya aur us ne kaha kai main es ko hasaoun ga agar mujey torre dair kai liyee gorra dai dein....us admee ne kaha kai theek hai lay jaoo...
pakistani ne gorra liya aur diwaar ke pechay lai giya aur 5 minut kai baad jub woh nikla tu gorra zoor zoor se hans raha tha...
us admee ne kaha kai theek hai tum inaam jeet gai laikun kiya tum batta sukte ho kai tum ne gorre ko kaise hansaya....
pakistani ne kaha kai yeh to mamoole baat thy...main ne gorre ko kaha kai mera soda tum se budda hai....aur jub main ne nikaal kar dikaya tu gorra hans purra.....
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Jul 11, 2018 at 04:07
Category: miscellaneous
Poetry / Love
Shahida Malik
Tum Ko To Maloom Hai Sab Kuch
tUm Ko tO MalOom hAi Sab Kuch tUm tO Meray hUmSaaye hO
Bail tO Kab Kii SOokh Chukii Ab Kaliyaan dhOondnay Aaye hO
mOm Kay PutlOn Nay Ab Kay Yeh hUmSafrii Kii Shart Rakhii
dhOop Ka Sehra Bhi Kat Jaye Safar Bhi Saaye Saaye hO
Kis Ki Aamad gUlshan gUlshan KhUwbOo Ban Kay Phailii hAi
Aey PhOolo! tUm Tehnii Tehnii Kis Ka Sandaisa Laaye hO
Taro ! tUmhien tO Teh Karnii Thii Meray Saath mUsaafat e Gham
HijR Kii Pehlii Shab hAi Abhi Say dhUndlaaye dhUndlaaye hO
Har DhArkAn Mein tUmhien Utaara Har Sapney Mein tUmhien Pukara
SadiyOn Tak Chaha hAi tUm Ko Lekin Phir Bhi Paraaye hO
Main Nay PalkOn Say Chunay hAin Is DhARtii Kay Mah o NajOom
Meray Baaray Mein Ab jO Bhi Us Kii Raaye hO.
Bail tO Kab Kii SOokh Chukii Ab Kaliyaan dhOondnay Aaye hO
mOm Kay PutlOn Nay Ab Kay Yeh hUmSafrii Kii Shart Rakhii
dhOop Ka Sehra Bhi Kat Jaye Safar Bhi Saaye Saaye hO
Kis Ki Aamad gUlshan gUlshan KhUwbOo Ban Kay Phailii hAi
Aey PhOolo! tUm Tehnii Tehnii Kis Ka Sandaisa Laaye hO
Taro ! tUmhien tO Teh Karnii Thii Meray Saath mUsaafat e Gham
HijR Kii Pehlii Shab hAi Abhi Say dhUndlaaye dhUndlaaye hO
Har DhArkAn Mein tUmhien Utaara Har Sapney Mein tUmhien Pukara
SadiyOn Tak Chaha hAi tUm Ko Lekin Phir Bhi Paraaye hO
Main Nay PalkOn Say Chunay hAin Is DhARtii Kay Mah o NajOom
Meray Baaray Mein Ab jO Bhi Us Kii Raaye hO.
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Jul 04, 2018 at 09:07
Category: love
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Jokes / Kaka Shararti
Uzma Shaheen
Kaka Shararti Ko Phansi
kaka shararati ko phansi ki saza hui...
Judge: koi aakheri khwahish?
Kaka shararati: meri jaga tum latak jao
Judge: koi aakheri khwahish?
Kaka shararati: meri jaga tum latak jao
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Jul 02, 2018 at 17:07
Category: kaka-shararti
Articles / Featured
Ijunoon
Ab Zehni Dabao Ko Kam Karna Buhat He Asaan
ایک نئی سمارٹ فون ایپلی کیشن کے ذریعے انسان کا ذہنی تنائو کم یا ختم کرنے میں مدد مل سکتی ہے۔ ٹرانسینڈ نامی اس ایپلی کیشن کو کینیڈا کی ایک کمپنی نے تیار کیا ہے جو اعصابی نظام سے متعلق آلات تیار کرتی ...
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Jun 26, 2018 at 08:06
Category: featured
Articles / Health
Ijunoon
Aakhir Motapay Se Khud Ko Kaise Mehfooz Rakhun
موٹاپا نہ صرف وبال جان ہے بلکہ کئی دیگربیماریاں پیدا کرتی ہے،موٹاپےسے نجات پانے کیلئےمختلف تدابیربھی اختیارکی جاتی ہیں لیکن یہ کم لوگ ہی سوچتے ہیں کہ آخریہ موٹاپا پیدا کیوں ہوا۔
جسم میں کل وزن کا3...
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Jun 24, 2018 at 05:06
Category: health
Poetry / Sad
Javed Akhtar
Ab Dekh Ke Jee Gabrata Hai Saawan Ki Suhani Raaton Ko.
Ab Dekh Ke Jee Gabrata Hai Saawan Ki Suhani Raaton Ko,
Piya Chor Gaye Dil Tor Gaye, Ab Aag Lagay Barsaaton Ko,
Ay Jaan E Mohabbat, Jaan E Ghazal Aao To Tumhari Nazar Karein,
Aankhon Mein Sajaye Baithay Hain Hum Piyar Bhari Soughaaton Ko,
Yoon Piyar Ki Qasmein Kha Kha Kar Kiyun Jhooti Tasalli Detay Ho ?
bas Rehnay Do Hum Jaan Gaye Sarkaar Tumhari Baaton Ko,
Maska Hua Aanchal Shaanon Pay Ye Zulf Ki Lat Uljhi Uljhi,
Aankhon Ki Khumari Kehti Hai Rehtay Ho Kaheen ? Tum Raaton Ko,
Zulfon Ko Hawa Mein Lehrana Hans Hans K Tumhara Bal Khana,
Andaz Hain Sab Dil Lainay K Hum Jaan Gaye In Baaton Ko,
Be-Dard Haseenon Ki Khatir Kiyun Hotay Hi Badnaam Fana,
Saffaak Sitamgar Kya Samjhay Hum Dil-Walon Ki Baaton Ko,
Ab Dekh Ke Jee Gabrata Hai Saawan Ki Suhani Raaton Ko,
Piya Chor Gaye Dil Tor Gaye, Ab Aag Lagay Barsaaton Ko.
Piya Chor Gaye Dil Tor Gaye, Ab Aag Lagay Barsaaton Ko,
Ay Jaan E Mohabbat, Jaan E Ghazal Aao To Tumhari Nazar Karein,
Aankhon Mein Sajaye Baithay Hain Hum Piyar Bhari Soughaaton Ko,
Yoon Piyar Ki Qasmein Kha Kha Kar Kiyun Jhooti Tasalli Detay Ho ?
bas Rehnay Do Hum Jaan Gaye Sarkaar Tumhari Baaton Ko,
Maska Hua Aanchal Shaanon Pay Ye Zulf Ki Lat Uljhi Uljhi,
Aankhon Ki Khumari Kehti Hai Rehtay Ho Kaheen ? Tum Raaton Ko,
Zulfon Ko Hawa Mein Lehrana Hans Hans K Tumhara Bal Khana,
Andaz Hain Sab Dil Lainay K Hum Jaan Gaye In Baaton Ko,
Be-Dard Haseenon Ki Khatir Kiyun Hotay Hi Badnaam Fana,
Saffaak Sitamgar Kya Samjhay Hum Dil-Walon Ki Baaton Ko,
Ab Dekh Ke Jee Gabrata Hai Saawan Ki Suhani Raaton Ko,
Piya Chor Gaye Dil Tor Gaye, Ab Aag Lagay Barsaaton Ko.
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Jun 21, 2018 at 16:06
Category: sad
Poetry / Sad
Mohammad Iqbal
Hasrat Bhari Nigahon Ko Aaram Tak Nahi.
Hasrat Bhari Nigahon Ko Aaram Tak Nahi,
Palti Wo Zindigani K Phir Shaam Tak Nahi,
Jis Ki Talab Mein Zindagi Apni Guzaar Di,
Us Bewafa K Lab Pe Mera Naam Tak Nahi,
Jo Keh Gaye Thay Sham Ko Bethen Ge Aaj Phir,
Kuch Saal Ho Gaye Koi Paighaam Tak Nahi,
Hoon Dafan Tere Hijr Ki Ek Aisi Qabar Mein,
Kutbay Pe Jis K Aaj Koi Naam Tak Nahi,
Be-Ikhtiyaar Uth''tay Hain Mere Qadam Udhar,
Halaan K Us Gali Mein Mujhe Kaam Tak Nahi.
Palti Wo Zindigani K Phir Shaam Tak Nahi,
Jis Ki Talab Mein Zindagi Apni Guzaar Di,
Us Bewafa K Lab Pe Mera Naam Tak Nahi,
Jo Keh Gaye Thay Sham Ko Bethen Ge Aaj Phir,
Kuch Saal Ho Gaye Koi Paighaam Tak Nahi,
Hoon Dafan Tere Hijr Ki Ek Aisi Qabar Mein,
Kutbay Pe Jis K Aaj Koi Naam Tak Nahi,
Be-Ikhtiyaar Uth''tay Hain Mere Qadam Udhar,
Halaan K Us Gali Mein Mujhe Kaam Tak Nahi.
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Jun 13, 2018 at 12:06
Category: sad
Poetry / Sad
Amin Lakhan
Saleeqa Ho Agar Bheegi Palkoon Ko Parhne Ka,
Saleeqa Ho Agar Bheegi Palkoon Ko Parhne Ka,
To Behte Hue Ansoon Aksar Baat Kerte Hain....!!!''❤''
To Behte Hue Ansoon Aksar Baat Kerte Hain....!!!''❤''
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Jun 12, 2018 at 05:06
Category: sad
Poetry / Sad
Anmol Rubab
Din Ko Khayal E Yar Main Rehna,
Din Ko Khayal E Yar Main Rehna,
Taare Gin''na Ratoon ko.
Duniyaa Wale Kia Samjhaen Gay,
Dil Walo''on ki Batoon ko.
Sawaan Ayaa, Badal Chaye, Bulbul Chehki,
Phol Khele.
Tum Hi Nahi Jab Barsaton main,
Agg lage Barastoon ko.
Dard E Mohabat, Zakham E Judai,
Tum ko De Kar Bhol gaye.
Dil Se Laga Kar Hum ne Rakha,
Teri in Soughatoon Ko.
Jhoote Wahde, Jhoti Qasmeen,
Jhote Sare Qoal o Qarar.
In Batoon Main Kia Rakha hai,
Rehne Do In Baton Ko.
Din Ko Khayal E Yar Main Rehna,
Taare Gin''na Ratoon ko.
Duniya Wale kia smjhaen Gey,
Dil Waloon ki Baaton ko..
Taare Gin''na Ratoon ko.
Duniyaa Wale Kia Samjhaen Gay,
Dil Walo''on ki Batoon ko.
Sawaan Ayaa, Badal Chaye, Bulbul Chehki,
Phol Khele.
Tum Hi Nahi Jab Barsaton main,
Agg lage Barastoon ko.
Dard E Mohabat, Zakham E Judai,
Tum ko De Kar Bhol gaye.
Dil Se Laga Kar Hum ne Rakha,
Teri in Soughatoon Ko.
Jhoote Wahde, Jhoti Qasmeen,
Jhote Sare Qoal o Qarar.
In Batoon Main Kia Rakha hai,
Rehne Do In Baton Ko.
Din Ko Khayal E Yar Main Rehna,
Taare Gin''na Ratoon ko.
Duniya Wale kia smjhaen Gey,
Dil Waloon ki Baaton ko..
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Jun 11, 2018 at 02:06
Category: sad
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