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Din ko chain nahi
Raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lagay kahen
Aay khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi ..... Aaj ka temperature 43 degree celcius hai.

dehka jab say tum ko bus dehka maray yara koi tum say ganda hain na koi tum say maila you nazray na pharayo tum mailay ho mailay tum nahloo na nahloo na saifgard say nahloo na

aik bache na apne dosre dost se kaha..yar ajj kal ki ameeyon ko bache palna nahin ata ,dosre ne poocha kion us na kaha ki jab hm jag rahe hote hain eoh kahte hain so jao,,or jab so rahe hote hain kahte hain uth jao,,,hahahahhehehehhohohoh

jis waqt khuda nay tum ko banaya hoga
ik sarooor sa us k dil pay chaya hoga pehlay socha hoga k tum ko jannat main rakhloon .....................................................................

lakin phir us ko ZOO KA khayal aaya hoga

mango ka ras ko jouice kahta ha
jo card nahi dalta oisa kanjos kahta
ha

aik dafa aik sikh aik dookaan main jata hai jis kay baray main ye mashoor hoota hai kay wahaaan say dunya ki haar cheez milltee hai.. wahaan ja ker wo aik tv deekhta hai usay wo bara pasand aata hai wo salesman say poochta hai ""ye tv kitnay ka hai?"" to salesman jawab daita hai ""hum sikhoon ki tv nahi bachtay"".. usay bohat ghussa aata hai.. wo ye sooch laita hai tay wo yahee tv lay ker hee rahay ga.. to aglay din wo bhais badal ker jata hai aur poochta hai ""ye tv kitnay ka hai?"" to phir salesman jawab daita hai ""hum sikhoon ko tv nahi bachtay"" wo bohat hairaan hoota hai kay usay doosray roop main bhee salesman nay pehchaan lia .. aglay din wo clean shave kerta hai aur baloon ki bhee cutting kerwa daita hai aur phir usee dukaan main ja ker poochta hai ""ye tv kitnay ka hai?"" too salesman phir yahee jawab daita hai ""hum sikhoon ko tv nahi bachtay""... ab to wo pakka faisla hee ker laita hai kay wo ye tv lay ker hee rahay ga.. to aglay din wo aik aurat kay roop main burka pehan ker jata hai aur poochta hai ""ye tv kitnay ka hai?"" to phir salesman usay yahee jawab daita hai ""kay hum sikhoon ko tv nahi bachtay"" wo tang aa jata hai aur poochta hai akhir tum mujhay har baree kaisay pehchan laitay hooo?? tooo salesman kehta hai jesay app 4 deoon say tv keh rahay hain wo tv nahi washing machine hai!

eik ghar mai eik bacha hota woh bhoot khush hotey jab khatnay karwane ka time ata tu mia biwi apas mai lar partey mia kheta k khatnay nayi(hair dresser) karey ga magar biwi bolti nahi doctor se karwani hai woh dono is masle ko le kar masjid k molwi sahab k pas hatey aur khetey k ye khe rahe hai k doctor se karwai ge aur mai khe rha ho k nayi se molvi sahab khetey khatney aap kisi se bhi karwaye magar KHAL MASJID KO HI JAYE GI .

IK DAFA DO CHEETIAN KHUB SHARAB PEE KUR GHOM RAHI HOTI HIN UNHAY SAMANY SAY IK HATHI AATA HUA NZ AATA HI TO WOH IK DRUKHT PER CHADH JATI HAIN JUB HATHI DRUKHT K NEECHAY SAY GUZRTA HAI TO IK CHEETI KA PAIR PHISAL JATA HAI OR WOH HATHI PER GIR JATI HAI TO DOOSRI CHEETI US SAY KAHTI HAI MUSUL DAY SAALAY KO

Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai,
birdy gana ga raheli hai,cow log grass eat
raheli hai,shane log sms kar rahele hain
aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!!