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Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you, someone needs you,
but it feels much better when you know that someone
never ever forgets your birthday.
""HAPPY BIRTHDAY"".

i know its ur birthday 2day..
iam sure u'l give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to u in person there,
coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS""

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you, someone needs you,
but it feels much better when you know that
someone never ever forgets your birthday.
""HAPPY BIRTHDAY"".

I don't know why I'm so afraid to lose u when u r not even mine. I don't know why I luv u so when u don't even luv me. I don't know why u r the one when I'm just a someone to u.

Do u know, what i say, what i think, what i feel, what i think, what i wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH.

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.""HAPPY BIRTHDAY"".

I hv tried to move on but with every guy I feel more & more like I'll never be able to replace u. And the sad thing is... I know I hv already been replaced

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever

My feeling so happy, do u know why?
B'coz i m so lucky, do u know how?
B'coz God loves me. Do u know how?
B'coz he gave me a gift. Do u know what?
Its YOU my love.

I want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.
U cry i cry.
U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of da window...
I look down & den...
I lauf again... :)

Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.

Do u know, what i say, what i think, what i feel, what i think, what i wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH Wud U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..?
Wud U Say Hello If I Greet U..?
Wud U Talk to Me If I Talk to U..?
Wud U Add ""Too"" If I Tell U ""I Miss U""..?Dilbara Really I Miss U From The Core !

y-all doubt that our parents don-t know shit.. but you know what.. they no way more than you could even imagine! Take this for example.

Ashdeep invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn-t help but notice how pretty Ashdeep-s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the
two, and this had only made her more curious.


Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ashdeep and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom-s thoughts, Ashdeep volunteered, I now what you must be thinking, but I assure you,jeeti and I are just roommates.

""About a week later, jeeti came to Ashdeep saying,""Ever since your mother came to dinner, I-ve been unable to find the beautiful silver chutney jar. You don-t suppose she took it, do you?"" Well, I doubt
it, but I-ll email her, just to be sure.""
he sat down and wrote: Dear Mother, I-m not saying that you -did- take the chutney jar from my house, I-m not saying that you -did not- take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Ashdeep

Several days later, Ashdeep received an email from his Mother which read: Dear Son, I-m not saying that you -do- sleep with jeeti, and I-m not saying that you -do not- sleep with jeeti. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she wouldhave found the chutney jar by now. Love, Mom

--------------------------------------------- Lesson of the day
....Don-t Lie to Your Mother especially if she is Indian

At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, ""I know the whole truth"". The boy decides to go home and try it out.
He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, ""I know the whole truth.""
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, ""Just don-t tell your father.""
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, ""I know the whole truth.""
The father promptly hands him $40 and says, ""Please don-t say a word to your mother.""
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, ""I know the whole truth.""
The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, ""Then come give your FATHER a big hug.""

Aik dafa aik sahab karachi se treen me safer ker rahy they un ke samny wali seet khali thee aik sahab aai or un see kaha ke JANAB YEH SET MERI HIA ISS SE AAP APNY PAAO HATAI. un sahab ne gussay se us ko dekha or kaha k tum mujhay janty nahi me koun hoon? woh sahab bechary dar gai or dosree seet dhoondny lagy. iss tarah treen dosry station per rukke . waha aik aur sahab aai or unhoon ne bhe kaha ke seet khali karo ,jis per un sahab ne yahi kaha, ""tum mujh ko nahi janty me koun hoon?"" woh sab bhee dar ker chaly gai.
thori deer bad aik our sahab jo ke shakal see hee badmash lagty thay un hoon ne kahha ""OOY BADSHAOO ZARA APNA PAOO SAMBHALOO YEH SEET MERI HAI "" jis per un sahab ne kaha ke bhai kia tum mujh ko janty nahi me koun hoon., pehlwan sahab ne kaha woy too hai kon .or yeh ke ker pehlwan ne apni aasteen oper charhaa le , to woh sahab dar gai or unhoon ne rooti shakal bana ker kaha ""TUM MUJH KO JANTY NAHI MEE BEMAAAR HOON>>>>>>>> HAHHAHA>>HAHA><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - Mother Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
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What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can--t go on. Can--t you see, that you are the only one for me?



Aftab khan

Know wat makes me happy wen u MSG me? Not ur jokes or Sweet MSGS But ur NAME that APPEARS On the Cell when it beeps knowing Dat U remember me.


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1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven--t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of four.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don--t have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work, you still answer the phone in a business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial 9 to get an
outside line.

8. You--ve sat at the same desk for four years and worked for five
different companies.

10. Your boss doesn--t have the ability to do your job.

11. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

12. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.

13. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn--t have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

14. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

15. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

16. You--re reading this and nodding and laughing.

17. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

18. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

19. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn--t a #9 on
this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.



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