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wakeel judge se: qanoon ki is kitaab kay safha number 507 kay mutabiq mairy moakil ko bari kiya jaye judge ne safha dekha to safha number 507 par panch panch hazar walay 5 note thay.
judge: iss tarah kay 2 aur saboot paish kiye jayen

Doctor pagal se- Ye kya hai?

Pagal- Ye maine 500 pages ki kitab likhi hai...

Doctr- Tumne 500 pages pe kya likha?

Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai 1 raja ghode par baith ke jungal ki taraf chala, aur akhri page pe likha ke wo raja jungle pahuch gaya..

Doctor- To Kaminey!
Bich ke 498 pages pe kya likha?

Pagal- tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.. :P

Mujh ko shikwah hai mairay bhai kay tum jatay huay
lay gaye saaath meri Umar guzashta ki kitaab
es mein tou meri bohat qeemti tasveren theen
es mein bachpan tha mera, aur mera ehad shabab

is kay badlay mujhay tum day gaye jatay jatay
apnay gham ka yeh damakta howa khoon rang gulaab
kya karoon bhai, yeh aizaz mein kiyon kar pehnoon
mujh say lay lau meri sab chaak qamizoon ka hisaab

aakhri baar hai, lau maan lau ik yeh bhi sawal
aaj taq tum say mein lota nahi mayoos jawaab
aa kay lay jao tum apna yeh damakta howa phool
mujh ko lota do meri Umar guzashta ki kitaab

Kabhi jo tumharey haath se Kitaab girey
To samjh lena kh kisi ne tumhe Yaad kia tha
Kabhi jo tum oss me rakhey phool ko dekho
To samjh lena koi Dastaan likh raha hai
Unn guzrey hoye haseen Lamhon ki
Kabhi jo tum darkhton per Nam likha dekho
To samjh lena koi ab tak chahta hi tumhe
Kabhi jo tum unn dekhy-bhaaley raston per safr kro
To samjh lena kisi ne In per sath chalney ki Qasam khai hai
Aur
Kabhi jo tum Lotney ka irrada kro
Aur safar kro usi Rah-guzar per
To samjh lena koi tumara intazar ker raha hai!!!

Rishton ki kitaab ka cover hai dosti,
Dosti se bani hai hamari hasti,
Khoon k rishton ki baat aap karte hain,
Hamare liye to zindagi hai aap ki dosti.

Yeh Warq Warq Teri Daastaan, Yeh Sabaq Sabaq Tere Tazkeray,

Main Karoon Tou Kaise Karoon Alag, Tjhe Zindagi Ki Kitaab Say...

eik pagal nay 500 safeh ki kitaab likhee saray pagal our doctor pareshan kay eik pagal nay 500 safeh ki kitaab likhee hey woh us kay paas jatay hien or pochtey hien kay dekhao apni kitaab pagal kehta hay kay betho abhee dekhata houn woh kitaab laykay atta hey aor doctor ko deta hey doctor dekhtey hien kay bhai kia likha hey to pagal kehta hay mein par kay sunata houn kitaab kay pehlay page pay likha hota hey kay ghora kaysay bhaagta hey aor baqi tammam page yani 499 page pay likha hota hey toogdook toogdook toogdook....................dook.hahaha