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koi lashkar hai ke barhtay hovay gham aatay hain
shaam kay saaye bohat taiz qadam aatay hain

dil woh darwaish hai jo ankh utha'ta hee nahi
is kay darwazay pay soo ehal e karam atay hain

mujh say kya baat likhaani hai ke ab mairay liye
kabhi sonay kabhi chandi kay qalam aatay hain

mein nay do chaar kitaabain tu parhi hain laykin
shehar kay toor tareeqay mujhay kam aatay hain

khobsourat sa koee hadsa ankhoon mein liye
ghar ki dehleez pay dartay hovay hum atay hain

apnoon mein raha dil mein utar kar nahi daikha
kashti kay musafir nay samandar nahi daikha

bay'waqat agar jaoon ga sab choonk parain gay
ik umar hoee din mein kabhi ghar nahi daikha

jis din say chala hoon mairi manzil pay nazar hai
ankhoon nay kabhi meel ka pathar nahi daikha

yeah phool mujhay koi warasat mein millay hain
tum nay maira kantoon bhara bistar nahi daikha

pathar mujhay kehta hai maira chahnay walla
mein moom hoon, uss nay mujhay choo kar nahi daikha

andari raat mai ghawara na howa""
hum to lako kay howai makar koye hamara na howa""

Khizan kay mousam sey gulaab maang raha hai
phir apney liye koi azab maang raha hai

Jaan mangta to mein zara taghaful na karta
magar woh mujh se mere khawab maang raha hai

Ataa kar k mere zeest ko hijr ki aziyatien
aur mujh se visaal-e-rut k hisaab maang raha hai

Khataien karna hi raha mashghala uss ka
mein kiya doon sila ussey woh sawab maang raha hai

Apni samjh mein uss ki guftagu bhi nahi aati
aur woh ankahey sawaloon kay jawab maang raha hai

Mujh ko apney wajood pe bhi dastaras nahi hasil
aur dil-e-nadan hai mehtaab maang raha hai

Koi zindagi se ghabra gaya iss qadar
kashti ka musafir hai aur gardaab maang raha hai

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Aik Dafa Teen aadmi bathaiy thay kay aik nay kaha kay america main aik aisa bacha paida huwa jiska haat nahi thaa unhonnain nakli haat laga dia aaj woh mana waah boxer hay doosray nain kaha yeay konsi see badi baat hay india main aik aisa bachhapaida huwa jisky aik taang nahi thee unhonnain nakli taang laga di aaj woh mana wah racer tessray nain kaha aisy konsi badi baat hay yeay pakistan main aik aisa bachha paida huwa jiska sar nahi thaa unhonnain kaddu laga diya aaj woh unka wazeer-e-azam hay
(ha ha ha ha)

aik teacher nay student say kaha ,jumla pora karo,""900 chohay kha kay billi ------- chali"".student nay kaha""900chohay kha kay billi thumak thumak chali""teacher nay oos ko mara aur kaha nalaiq ye bhi pata nahi hai,too student nay kaha,sir yeh too main nay aap ka dil rakhnay kay liye keh diya tha warna 900 chohay kha kay too billi chal hi nahi sakti.

eak dafa ka zikar hay kalarkey kahtey hay ,main brown colour ki sarhey phanoon gey kuin kay marey (husband)kay baal brown hain ,duskey larkey khetey hay main too laal colur key sarhey phanoon ghey kuin kay marey main kay baal laal hain , tessrey kheytey hay maim too kaley sarey panhoon gey kuin kay marey main kay baal kaley hain aur jess larkey ki sahdey hoo rhey hooty hay woo khatey hay main koon see sarey phanoon gey mara too main ganja hay..

Ustaad nay shagird se poocha,""batao ! Tarzan kay akhri alfaaz kya thay"" ? Shagird nay sir khujaya aur bola,""Tehnyioon per MOBIL OIL kis kameenay nay lagaya tha"" , shagird nay soochtay huway jawab diya.

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