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Raaz -e- Ulfat Chupa Kay Dekh Liya
Dil Bohat Kuch Jala Kay Dekh Liya
Or Kia Dekhnay Ko Baaki Hay
Aap Say DIL Laga Kay Dekh Liya
Wo Mera Ho Kay Bhi Mera Na Howa
Un Ko Apna Bana Kay Dekh Liya
Aaj Un Ki Nazar Main Kuch Ham Nay
Sab Ki Nazray Bacha Kay Dekh Liya
Faiz Taqmeel -e- Ghum Bhi Ho Na Saki
Ishq Ko Aazma Kay Dekh Liya
Aas Us Dar Say Tootti Hi Nahi
Jaa Kay Dekha Na Jaa Kay Dekh Liya

Wo Mayoosi kay Lamhon mein zara bhi Hosla deta

To Hum Kaghz ki Kashti pe Samnder mein Utar jatey.

Kay Teray Janam Din par
Khuda Paak!
Tujhay woh sub kuch Ataa karay
Jis ki Tammanna Teray Dil nay Ki,
Har woh Khuahish jo teray labon par
Machalti ho
Poori Ho!
Aur teri yeh Roshan Ankhain Sada Chamkain
Teri MAsoom muskurahat
Sada teray labon ka Mehwar ho
Khushiyun say tera daman Hameesha Bhara rahay
Aur Khuda Paak!
Teri Umer Daraz Karain
Ameen

Qaatal hijaab kay pardoon ko kaat dallo,
Dikhlla do rukh ka nazara kay Eid aye ha.

Saara saal hum nay judai main guzaar hi dia,
Ab nahin ho ga guzaara kay Eid aye ha.

Hum say bichar kay us ka takabbur bikhar gaya faraz
Har ek say mil raha hai bari aajzi k sath

Ishq karnay kay bhi kuch aadab hotay hain
Khuli ankhoun main bhi kuch khuab hotay hain
Har koi roo kay dekhae yeh zarori tou nahi
Khushk ankhoun main bhi selaab hotay hain.

Aisi Dosti hamari kay dil chahye,
tu har safar, har dagar mein milay,
Mar bhi jaun tou pyar rahe Qayem
aur tu sath wali kabar mein milay.

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai kay
har taraf ujaala hi ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hon kay ghar ki bijli katwa doon
kambakht bill bohat aata hai... :,)

Ussay Keh Dou Kay Woh Mujh Ko Ronay Say Mat Rokayâ
Bikhray Huwon Ko Toofan Sanbhala Nahi Kartay

Ab Mehar Banion Ki Tumhari Tamana Nahi Humko
Barastay Huway Baadil Kabhi Ujala Nahi Kartay

Mat Qareeb Aao Meray Mujhe Bas Younhi Rehnay Dou
Tootay Huway Paimanay Mein Jaam Dala Nahi Kartay

Mat Sunao Logoon Ko Meri Barbaadi Ka Qissa
Kissi Kay Dil Kay Zakhmoon Ko Yun Uchala Nahi Kartay...

Tere qareb aa kay bari uljhano main hon,
Main dushmanon main hon k tere doston main hon,

Badla na mere baad bhi mouzu-e-guftago,
Main ja chuka hon phir bhi teri mehfilon main hon,

Mujh se bichar k tu bhi tou roeyga umer bhar,
Yeh soch lay k main bhi teri khuwahishon main hon,

Tu hans raha hai mujh pey mera haal daikh ker,
Or phir bhi main shareek tere qehqahon main hoon.

KITNI EIDAIN GUZAR GAI TUM BIN
AB KHUDA KAY LIYE NAh TARPaANA
DEKHO PHIR EID ANAY WALI HAI
EID KAY SATH TUM BHI AJANA

Dunya main sirf teen(3) tarah kay log he khush naseeb hotey hain
1) Woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai
2) woh jinhay acha Yaar milta hai
3) Woh jinhay mera sms baar baar milta hai

Only for u

Kuch kar kay dikha diya, k kaam bohut hain,
Is jahan main jeetnay walay muqaam bohut hain,
Mukammal shakhs wahi jo duniya ko badal dalay,
Roz mar mitney walay naam bohut hain.

Humesha muskura kay aansooun ko chupaya
Ghum ko chupanay ka yehi rasta nazar aaya

Kis kis ko batatey behtey ashkon ka sabab
Kay derd-e-dil dil main kis nay jagaya

Mehfilon main kahin bhi maza na raha
Rakha dil pay pather tou khud ko sajaya

Baat bay baat apni aahain daba ker
Yaron kay dermiyan kis qadar muskuraya

Na thi chah kabhi mujahy mae kashi ki
Jaam-e-wafa kisi bay wafa nay pilaya

Kya muqadar say shikwa kertey rahay
Jo qismat main tha wohi kuch tou paaya

Yeh kis morr pay aagaee hain umeedain
Kay saaya-e-manzil nazar main na aaya

Apnoon nay palat kay daykha tak nahin
Ghairon nay aaker galay say lagaaya

Acha hua kay raaz khul hi gaya
Dil-e-nadaan pay khanjar kis nay chalaya

Shab-o-roz chahat sila yeh hay shaiki
Dil kay tukrey huay wo chunney na aaya

main un kay ghar kay samnay say gaya us nay phool mara but gamla bhi sath thaa

aik din aik pandoo apne aik dost say shaar me milnaay ataa hay shehar me a kay suffer kar ke theke hua hota hay to wo aik ice crean walay ki dukaan se aik koon kharedtaa hay ar usay dukaan kay andar beth kar khanay lagta hay aik wo samajh ta hay ke jo koon ke nechay walaay bisket ko cup samajh ta hay aik dum koon khatay khatay us say biskit toot jata hay wo samaj ta hay ke mere say cup toot gaya ab to dukan daar mere say cup kay paisay nikalwa le ga wo biskit ko table par rakh de ta hay or dukaandar se nazar bacha kar apne dost kar ghar chala jata hay or wahaan apne dost ko ja kar kehta hay keh me tum lahorioon ko bewaqoof bana ayahoon us ka dost pochta hay kaisay to pandu kehta hay me koon kharaha tha to us kay nechay wala cup mijh se toot gaya me ne dukaan dar ko pata lagne nahi dia or a gaya hahahahaha

a larka chowk mein khara hota hai ayk
larky ic kay pass say guzerty hai
larka osy kehta hai
""kiya tehl tehl kar chaltee ho kya kise
ko marr dalo gee thoree see dedo kya ghar mein ja kar is ka achar dalo gee""
laraky ose jwaab dety hai
""kya karoon mary chal hi asy hai ghar
mein ja kar sister ki lelo cheese(thing)
dono ki ek jaisy hai""

aak bakri bemar ti bohot elaag kiya koi asar nahi hoa.akar kisi nay maulana shaib say taveez lanay ki tajveez ki .jab bakri ka malik maulana shaib kay pass gaya to unhoo nay kaha kay meri bakri kafi dinoo say bemar hai aap is kay liya koi taveez dayday to maulana shaib nay mailk say bakri ki ma ka name pochha..........hahahahahaha.

ek admee hota hai woh ek bzurag kay pass jata hai 5 din ka saafar kar kay woh bazurg usay ek tota deta hai.admee kehta hai main es ka kya karoon ga.woh totay kokehta hai 10 rupay do to totay ke chonch main das ropay atay hain oor woh pakdr leta hai. woh kehta tumain es ke zarorat hai lay jao.woh tota lay kar ata hai rastay main woh ek admee kay ghar jata hai tu woh kehta hai kay mujhay ek raat kay ley sona hai.woh maan jatay hain.woh kehtay hain khanay kay adhay pesay tum do gay phir.woh kehta hai theek hai.(wesay yeh lateefa nahi hai ek kahani hai bas aap sun lo)oor phir woh kehtay hain khany kay ley 20 ropay chaeay woh totay ko kehta hai 10 rupay do woh day deta hai.woh phir kehta hai woh day deta hai woh admee preshan ho jata hai kay yeh tota tu bohat kaam ka hai woh kya karta hai raat ko tota badal leta hai.oor subha woh mosaafir apnay ghar chala jata hai.jab usa pata chlta hai kay yeh woh tota nahi hai tu wohbuzarag kay pass dobara 5 din ka saafar kar kay jata hai.bozurag kehta hai mujhay saab pata hai.woh usay ek oor tota deta hai oor kehta hai ab ke baar phir use ghar main therna.woh kehta hai es totay ko kya hai.woh kehta hai es say pesay mangoo.woh kehta hai 10 rupay do.tota kehta hai 20 na doon woh kehta accha 20 doo woh kehta 40 na doon.phir woh wpise kay ley niklta hai oor use ghar main jata hai.oor woh phir unheen shartoon pay usay rakhta hai.oor jab pesay mangnay ata hai tu woh us say 10 mangta hai.woh kehta hai 20 na doon woh kehta hai aaccha 20 doo woh kehta hai 40 na doon? tu admee kehta hai yeh tota tu pehlay walay say behtar hai.woh phir raat ko tota badla leta hai oor subha woh apnay ghar chala jata hai.us kay pass pehlay wala tota a jata hai.oor woh jo tota badal tay hain woh subha kehtay hain lao 10 rupay do woh kehta hai 20 na doon? woh kehta accha 20 doo woh kehta hai 40 na doon?woh kehta hai accha 40 doo wohkehta hai 80 na doon?woh kehta ary baba kuch do be esay he boltay rahoo gay wesay es ko hum lallch bore bala hai be keh saktay hain!:))))) sorry if i did made you bored!

ek admi poranay khandar kay paas say gozarta hai to whan ek or admi khra hota hai wo jo admi khndarat kay pass say guzarta hai wo us kharay hoye admi say pochta hai kay bhai sahab main nay sona hai kay is khandarat main aseb waghera hai to wo admi us ki baat son kar ye khata hai kay mujhay nahi pata bhai main to kudoh 2 sal say marava hon ...hahahahaah akel mand ko ishara hi kafi jota hai

ek pthan bbhai kay ghar main chor aa ja ta hia pathan bhai jladi say chor ko pakartay hian aur us kay pair bandh day tay hian aur police station aakar tullay ko boltay hian yaara jaldi chalo hamaray ghar main chor aagaya hian hun nay us kocha ka pair babnd dia hian tula bolta hian yaar khan sahabb aap bhi kamal kartay ho us ka pair bandha hian woh to apnay hath say khol kar bhaag ja ay ga khan sahabb boltay hian ooo nahin yaara woh nahin bhagay gi tulla poochta hian kion khan bhai khan bhai boltay hian oo yaara woh chor bhi patha hia hohohohahahahahahahahaah

aik admi kay sar par bal kahi kahi tay. kuch ladky aun kay pashay aa rahy tay iun may say aik bola
in sahab nay to sar par gas iuga rakki hay ya saun kar ya sahab baly tabi to gady mary pichay aa rahy hay.

Aik daffa aik bacchi apni teacher se kehti hai ""Miss Miss Kya main maan ban sakti hoon"" Teacher:-Nahi beta abhi to aap bohat choti ho aap maan nahi ban sakti"" Is per aik larka jo kareb hi khara hota hai larki say kehta hai main ne nahi kaha tha kuch nahi ho gaa.

fakeer nay aik gher kay derwazay per sada lagai bachi bahar aai aik ruti ka sawal hai baba main baba nahi hoo achaa baita ruti laadoo main baita nahi hoo achaa baiti ruti laadoo maira naam shabana hai achaa shabana ruti laadoo maaf karoo baba

hum nay tum hari yaad main ro ro kay tub bhar diyay or tum bay wafa aayay or naha kay chal diyay

aik dafa aik admi aik hotel main giya aur waiter to kaha kay mujhay ""fried fish chahyee aur hamdardee kay doo bool..."".. waiter nay kaha aur kuch to us admi nay boola ""hamdardee kay doo bool.."" to waiter nay admi kay kaaan main kaha ""fried fish maat kahayee 2 din ki baasi hai.""

hum gay saah saaahib ki saaadi main saaikhupuray . saaah saaahib nain saaamiyaanoon kay nichaay bithaaa kar sakar ka saarbat pilaa kar ooper se palaaa di saraaab , phir de pisaaab pe pisaaab de pisaaab pay pisaaaab
hehehehehe hehehehahahha huhhuhu huuuuuuuuuuuuu soonunigam@hotmail.com

Meray Sajan Ganjay hain to kia howa.
Chand kay sar(head) par kabhi ball(hair) dekhay hain.
oh hay oh hay........

Kya aap kay sar par seengh hain?
Dekh lain, Check kar lain.
Aisay nahin, apnaa haath sar par rakh kar dekhain.
Saaray sar par haath pherain.
Aaraam say tasalli kar lain.
Nahin Hain?
Pakka?? Bilkul nahin?
Koi Baat nahin,
Gadhay kay sar par bee nahin hotay.
(Keep smiling & spread smiles)