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Tere qareb aa kay bari uljhano main hon,
Main dushmanon main hon k tere doston main hon,

Badla na mere baad bhi mouzu-e-guftago,
Main ja chuka hon phir bhi teri mehfilon main hon,

Mujh se bichar k tu bhi tou roeyga umer bhar,
Yeh soch lay k main bhi teri khuwahishon main hon,

Tu hans raha hai mujh pey mera haal daikh ker,
Or phir bhi main shareek tere qehqahon main hoon.

KITNI EIDAIN GUZAR GAI TUM BIN
AB KHUDA KAY LIYE NAh TARPaANA
DEKHO PHIR EID ANAY WALI HAI
EID KAY SATH TUM BHI AJANA

Dunya main sirf teen(3) tarah kay log he khush naseeb hotey hain
1) Woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai
2) woh jinhay acha Yaar milta hai
3) Woh jinhay mera sms baar baar milta hai

Only for u

Kuch kar kay dikha diya, k kaam bohut hain,
Is jahan main jeetnay walay muqaam bohut hain,
Mukammal shakhs wahi jo duniya ko badal dalay,
Roz mar mitney walay naam bohut hain.

Humesha muskura kay aansooun ko chupaya
Ghum ko chupanay ka yehi rasta nazar aaya

Kis kis ko batatey behtey ashkon ka sabab
Kay derd-e-dil dil main kis nay jagaya

Mehfilon main kahin bhi maza na raha
Rakha dil pay pather tou khud ko sajaya

Baat bay baat apni aahain daba ker
Yaron kay dermiyan kis qadar muskuraya

Na thi chah kabhi mujahy mae kashi ki
Jaam-e-wafa kisi bay wafa nay pilaya

Kya muqadar say shikwa kertey rahay
Jo qismat main tha wohi kuch tou paaya

Yeh kis morr pay aagaee hain umeedain
Kay saaya-e-manzil nazar main na aaya

Apnoon nay palat kay daykha tak nahin
Ghairon nay aaker galay say lagaaya

Acha hua kay raaz khul hi gaya
Dil-e-nadaan pay khanjar kis nay chalaya

Shab-o-roz chahat sila yeh hay shaiki
Dil kay tukrey huay wo chunney na aaya

main un kay ghar kay samnay say gaya us nay phool mara but gamla bhi sath thaa

aik din aik pandoo apne aik dost say shaar me milnaay ataa hay shehar me a kay suffer kar ke theke hua hota hay to wo aik ice crean walay ki dukaan se aik koon kharedtaa hay ar usay dukaan kay andar beth kar khanay lagta hay aik wo samajh ta hay ke jo koon ke nechay walaay bisket ko cup samajh ta hay aik dum koon khatay khatay us say biskit toot jata hay wo samaj ta hay ke mere say cup toot gaya ab to dukan daar mere say cup kay paisay nikalwa le ga wo biskit ko table par rakh de ta hay or dukaandar se nazar bacha kar apne dost kar ghar chala jata hay or wahaan apne dost ko ja kar kehta hay keh me tum lahorioon ko bewaqoof bana ayahoon us ka dost pochta hay kaisay to pandu kehta hay me koon kharaha tha to us kay nechay wala cup mijh se toot gaya me ne dukaan dar ko pata lagne nahi dia or a gaya hahahahaha

a larka chowk mein khara hota hai ayk
larky ic kay pass say guzerty hai
larka osy kehta hai
""kiya tehl tehl kar chaltee ho kya kise
ko marr dalo gee thoree see dedo kya ghar mein ja kar is ka achar dalo gee""
laraky ose jwaab dety hai
""kya karoon mary chal hi asy hai ghar
mein ja kar sister ki lelo cheese(thing)
dono ki ek jaisy hai""

aak bakri bemar ti bohot elaag kiya koi asar nahi hoa.akar kisi nay maulana shaib say taveez lanay ki tajveez ki .jab bakri ka malik maulana shaib kay pass gaya to unhoo nay kaha kay meri bakri kafi dinoo say bemar hai aap is kay liya koi taveez dayday to maulana shaib nay mailk say bakri ki ma ka name pochha..........hahahahahaha.