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School mein bache ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha tou nikal hi jayega...!

Khaali jaam liye baithe ho, un aankhon ki baat karo,
Raat bahut hai, pyaas bahut hai, Baarsaton ki baat karo,

Jo peekar mast huey hain un ke ziker se kya hasil
Jin tak jaam nahin pohuncha hai un pyaason ki baat karo

Chup rehney se kut na sakegi saadiyon lambi raat yahan,
Jin yaadon se dil roshan hai, un yaadon ki baat karo

Phir palkon par jugnu chamkay,aankhon mein ghata si lehrai
Thandi hawa ka ziker karo, Kuch bheegi ruton ki baat karo

Raat bahut hai, pyaas bahut hai, Baarsaton ki baat karo,
Khaali jaam liye baithe ho, un aankhon ki baat karo..

MANAO EID BAHARAY CHAMAN KO YAAD KARO
PAYAMAY SHOK KAY IK IK SUKHAN KO YAAD KARO
HUJUMAY SHOK SE FURSAT MILAY TOu EHLAY WATAN
WATAN SE DOuR KISI Bay WATAN KO YAAD KARO

Dil ko Dil samjho tou ishq karo,

Dard ko dard samjho tou Mohabat karo.

Waade ko waada samjho tou poora karo,

aur hum ko apna samjho tou yaad karo.

EK LARKI UMBRELA REPAIR KARWANE GAI DUKANDAR BOLA UPAR KA KAPDA UTARNA PADEGA NICHE DANDA DALNA PADEGA.
LADKI: JO MARZI WO KARO PAR PANI ANDAR NAHI ANA CHAHIYE.

Ek achay dost ki umeed iss waqt karo
Jab yeh baat jan lo k
Tumharay andar koi kami nahi hai..

jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage.........

baat aakar zubaan tak rukne lage.........

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VICKS KI GOLI LO KHICH KHICH DOOR KARO....

Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo...
Phir bed pe litao, Phir uski legs uthao..
Agar bache ne susu kar dia, tou pamper badlo...

Aik bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa……..
muje acha lage ga…
aik bar hamari dosti ki khatir
kar do na plzz…
aik pyara sa SMS!!!

us dil se pyar karo jo tumhe dard de,
par us dil ko kabhi dard na do jo tumhe pyar kare.
kuyn k tum duniya ke liye koi ek ho par kisi ke liye tum sari duniya ho.

talash karo koi tumhe mil jayega
magar hamari tarah tumhe koan chahega
jarur koi chahat ki najar se dekhega
magar aankhen hamari kahan se layega

ayse tarak karo tauluq hum se
k bhole se bhi na aay tera khayal mujhe
aisa do koi jawab palat kar
bhool jain sare sawal mujhe
aisa ab k guzra hijir ka saal
yaad aya na koi visaal mujhe

Zindagi mein dukh ko delete karo,
Khushiyon ko save karo.
Dushman ko hide karo,
Dost ko enter karo,
Phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga.

dosti ko pluse karo,doshmani ko minus karo,khosi ko multiply karo and ghamo ko divide karo.kyia pata kal ho na ho and love ko enjoy karo

Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,
ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai,
Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa,
aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta hai

Ishq aisa karo ki dharkn mein bs jaye
saans bi lo to khushboo usi ki aye.
pyar ka nasha aankhon pe cha jaye
baat kuch bi na ho pr nam usi ka aye

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo

ek falsafi mehboba sa us ka boy friend pochta hai keh app ko intazar kerna ma ziada maza hai yaa phir mil jana ma wo kehti hai keh intazar kerna ma then said ""Agla hafta mari Shaboo ka sath shadi hai app abhi wait kerti rahin""hehehehhee (sach sach batiya how u find my joke is it good or just ok lets mail me at this Adress (saadjee20@indiatimes.com)

Dosti Karo colleg wali se,payr karo office wali se.programme karo padoswali se,ankh ladao sali se,love karo dil wali se,aur mar khao GHARWALI se,hahahahhahahahhah

tare cherey ki kya tareef karo tere bandar jaisa moo
tere zulfoon ki kya tareef karo tere eak eak baal pe joon

HE:Andar gaya?
SHe:Han gaya,Ab yahan dalo
He:dal DIa
SHe:Bohot tight hai.
He:dhire dhire loose ho jaye ga.
SHe:ok.









He:Madam Ka SAndal PAck Karo;)


plzz mail me how this joke was...thiefof_heartz@hotmail.com

Aik Jatt Jis Ki Mooch Baldar Hoti Hai. Pishawar Jata Hai.Wahan Pathanon Ki Moochein Seedhi Hoti Hein.Us Ko AIk pathan sarak per rok leta hai aur kehta haikocha mooch neeche karo.to woh kehta hai ke nahin karta kya kar lo ge. woh kehta hai ke mein tumhein goli maar doon ga. jatt kehta hai ke maar de goli. pathan ke paas time nahin hota.us ko kehta hai ke tum kal hum ko yahin milna hum kal tum ko goli maron ga. agle din phir us ke paas time nahin hota phir chala jata hai. teen chaar din aise hi hota hai. aik din jatt poochta hai ke kya mazaaq hai. goli maarni hai to maar nahin to dafa ho.patha kehta hai ke pathan log sochta nahin haigoli maar deta haimagar hum soche ga .ghar ja kar sochta hai ke agar hum ne us jatt ko goli maar di to police hum ko phansi per charha de gi. humare biwi bache yateem ho jayein ge.hum unki yeh haalat nahin dekh sakta. uthta hai aur pehle un ko goli maarta hai. agle din jatt ke maathe per gun rakh kar kehta haikocha mooch neeche karo. jatt darr jata hai aur mooch neeche kar deta hai.

taz
hawa
ka jokha
aya




saat ma tery
khushbu laya





tab mary dil
ma khayal aya





aag bhe mara
dost nahi nahaaya?

Na Hamari Gazlen Parha Karo
Na Hi Hum Pe Gazlen Likha Karo

Bus Eik Aag Hi Mere Jism Me
Mujhe Is Tarah Na Chuwa Karo

Jo Utha Hai Daste Talab To Phir
Mere Haq Mein Bhi To Dua Karo

Who Hai Be Wafa Hai Use Khaber
Mujhe Keh Raha Hai Wafa Karo

Yahi Mere Dil Ki Hai Aarzoo
Mere Saamne Hi Raha Karo

Shabo Roz Hai Tera Zikr Ab
Kabhi Mera Bhi Tazkira Karo

Jo Hai Sang Sang Hi Rehne Do
Na Tarash Kar Ab Khuda Karo

Yahan Be Hayayi To Aam Hai
Zara Paas Sharm O Haya Karo

Kabhi Ungliyo Se Fizawon Mein
Mera Naam Yuon Na Likha Karo

Us Ajnabi Ka Youn Na Intezaar Karo
Is Aashiq Dil Ka Na Aitbaar Karo
Roz Nikla Karen Kisi Ke Yaad Mein Aanso
Itna Kabhi Na Kisi Se Pyaar Karo





Aftab khan

From: Islamabad

Koshish karo k koi tum se na roothay,
Zindagi main apno ka sath na chootay,
Rishta koi bhi ho use aisay nibhao,
K us rishtay ki dor zindagi bhar na totay.


Aftab khan

Dil do kisi nek ko,Pyar karo kisi ek ko...Jab tak sachcha Dilbar na mile,Try karo har ek ko....