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ek kanjos tha jis ko phansi ki saza hone wali thi or us ko police wale ne bataya ke thumain phansi dene main sarkar ko panch hazar kharch karne honge itne main us kanjos ne chekh mari or police wale se bola ke do hazar mujhe do main apne ap ko khud marta hoon .

Ek din Do Sardar apni kanjoosi ki baat kar rahe hote he:
1st Sardar:mene apne honeymoon ke ek admi ke paise bachaye kyuki honeymoon pe me akela gaya tha.
2nd Sardar:aree mene to dono ke paise bachaye kyuki honeymoon pe mene apni biwi ko apne dost ke saath bhejdiya.

ki BV ne SMS kia: Kab tak aa rahey ho? kanjoos Shohar ne Jawab diya: 20-25 minute me. Dair ho jaye tu yeh SMS phir se parh lena, dobara pesay na zaya karna.!

ek Kanjoos Husband Shadi Wali Raat Apni BV se: Apna Haath Dejiye
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BV Ne Sharma k Hath Aagay Barha Diya or Aankhen Band Kar Leen,
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Jab Thori Dair men Aankhen Kholeen to Kanjoos husband Marker se Haath Pe Ghari Bana Raha tha
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BV Boli: Ye Kya?
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Husband : Sharmatey huey..
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Pagli Ye Teri Moo Dikhaee Hay...add Wife...Have Life :)

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna
k har sms bhejne se pehle,,

Service Center wala call kr k khud puche'?

BHAi Pakka ?
Bhejna hy na

k
'Sending Fail '
kar doon..

Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna Ke Har SMS Bhejne Se Pehle...

Service Center Wale Call Kar Ke Poochen...

Kheriat To Hai...

Ae Customer Aaj Tujhe Hua Kya Hai...??

Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna Ke Har SMS Bhejne Se Pehle...

Service Center Wale Call Kar Ke Poochen...

Kheriat To Hai...

Ae Customer Aaj Tujhe Hua Kya Hai...??

Udhar aap majboor bethay hain, Idher ham majboor bethe hain
Baat ho to aakhir kaisay ho, Jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos bethe hain

A Pakistan went to a place and asked a man where was the PCO(Public Call Office)
The man pointed his finger and said: ""Over There""
The pakistani man said ""Okay, Thank You"".
He then went into the PCO. He took out his mobile. Then talked on it and then came out of the PCO.
The person who was at the PCo got surprised.
He went out and asked the pakistani that when you already had a mobile then why did u come and talk on it in the PCO.
The Pakistani said ""Because my freind said that if you talk from the PCO, then your bill will come less""

Ek kanjoos shaks ki murgi chori hogayi. Us nei faisla kiya ke das din taq roti nahi khayega taake murgi ka nuqsaan pura hojaye. Do din khana na khane sei woh bahot dubla hogaya. Ek din who shaher ja raha tha raste mei use usse bhi patla aadmi mila. Kanjoos usse khene laga. Meri toh murgi chori huwi hei, mager youn lagta hei jese tumhari bakri kho gayi hei