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KISY MUHALLY KA SHAKHS KAFI ARSA SEHAR SY BAHIR GUZARNY K BAHD JAB WAPUS GHAR AA RAHA THA TOH RASTY MAIN UOS KA NAOUKAR MILA.
(MALIK) :GHAR KA KIYA HAL HAI?
(NAOUKAR):AAP KA KUTA MAR GAYA BAQI SAB KHAIREEYAT HAI.
(MALIK) :KUTA KAISY MAR GAYA?
(NAOUKAR):JINAB WOH AAP KY GHOORY KA GOSHAT KHA KAR KAISY ZINDA REH SAKTA HAI?
(MALIK) :KIYA GHORA BHI MAR GAYA?
(NAOUKAR):AAP KE WALIDA K BHAGAIR UOS KE HIFAZAT KAOUN KARTA?
(MALIK) :KIYA WALIDA BHI WAFAT PA GAIEN?
(NAOUKAR):ZAHIR HAI POTY KA GHAM KAISY BARDASHT KAR SAKTEEN THEEN?
(MALIK) :KIYA BAITA BHI CHAL BASA?
(NAOUKAR):WALIDA K BHAGAIR KAISY ZINDA REH SAKTA THA?
(MALIK) :KIYA BEWE BHI FAOUT HO GAYE?
(NAOUKAR):MAKAN K NEECHY AA KAR KAISY BACH SAKTEE THEEN?
(MALIK) :KIYA MAKAN BHI GIR GAYA?
(NAOUKAR):GEE HAN!!!""BAQI SAB KHAIREEYAT HAI AAO GHAR CHALAAIN.""
KAISA LAGA? AAGAR ACHA TOH THANKS ZAROOR KJEYE GA....""mail adrees py...""

JAVEED(MAAN SY):-""AMY MATKY MAIN CHOOHA GIR PARAH HAI.""
AMY:-""TOH PHIR TUM NY KIYA KIYA ?""
JAVEED:- ""MAAN MAIN NY MANO BILEE KO BHI MATKY MAIN DAAL DIYA TAKY WOH CHOOHY KO PAKARH SAKY"".
HA HA HA!!!!!!!!HA HA HA !!!!!!!!HE HA HA !!!!!!!
KAISA LAGA RAY ZAROOR D EJEYE GA.......?

na tum mere na dil mera na jan-e-natavan meri
tasavur main bhi a sakti nahin majaburiyan meri
na tum aye na chain aya na maut ai shab-e-vada
dil-e-muztar tha main tha aur thi betabiyan meri
abas nadaniyon par aap apni naaz karte hain
abhi dekhi kahan hain aap ne nadaniyan meri
ye manzil ye haseen manzil jawani naam hai jis ka
yahan se aur aage barhna ae umr-e-rawaan meri..!

Pagal ne pagal ki jan bachai.
doctor ne usy office bulaya aur kaha
Tumne us pagal ko pani k tub se nikal kar ye sabit kiya k tum normal ho,
lekin afsos k aj subha us ne rasi se latak kar phir khudkushi kar li..?
Pagal:

Ha,ha,ha
Wo to
meney usy sukhany k leye latkaya tha

Kia Khazanay Meri Jan Hijar ki Shab Yaad Aye ..
Tera Chehra , Teri Ankhain , Tere Lab Yaad Aye ..

Aik Tu Tha Jise Ghurbat Men Pakra Dil Ne ..
Warna Bichre Huy Ahbab To Sab Yaad Aye ..

Hum NE Maazi KI Sakhawat Pe Jo Pal Bhar Socha ..
Dukh Bhi KIa Kia Humain YarOn k Sabab Yaad Aye ..

PhooL Khilne Ka Jab Mausam Mere DIL Men Utra ..
Tere Bakhshe Huy Kuch Zakham Ajab Yaad Aye ..

Ab To AnkhOn men Dhool hA Faqat YadOn ki ..
Hum Usay Yaad Aye Bhi To Kab Yaad Aye ..?

BHoOol Jane Men Ha Wo Zaalim Bala Ka Maahir ..
Yaad Ane Pe Bhi Aye , To Ghazab Yaad Aye ..

YEH Khunak Rut , Yeh Naye Saal Ka Pehla Lamha ..
Dil Ki Khwahish Ha k Mohsin Koi Ab Yaad Aye ...!!!

Aaj Subhoo Say Yad Aarahi Thi Aapki
Socha Message Karoon Kah Jan Jaag Gayi Aapki

Phir Masroof Is Qadar Ho Gaya Kaam Main
Jaisey Washing Machine Lagi Ho Hamam Main

Kuch Fursat Mili Socha Zara Baat Hojaye
Wo Bheee Masroof Kaheen Or Na Hojaye

Buhut Dair Say Par Jawab Tu Diya Us Na
Kaisay Na Daiti Jan Joo Keh Diya Uus Na

Likha Us Nay Main Bhee Buhut Masroof Thi
Zara Kuch Chezain Lanay Bazar Tak Gayi Thi

Phir Us Nay Kaha Thak Gayi Hoon Kuch Aram Kar Loon
Main nay Kaha Kar Lo Kar Lo Main Bhee Aik Item Tayar Kar Loon

Sunanay Ka Wada Bhee Kar Liya Us Say Sham Ko
Waisa Hee Item Joo Banaya Tha Kal Sham Ko

Wo Yai Sooch Kar So Gayi Hogi Abhee
K Main Keh Doonga Chalo Uth Jao Abhee

Buhut Piyar Us Say main Bhee Tu Karta Hon
Rooz Us Sa Dheeroon Bateen Bhee Tu Karta Hon

Kaisay Kahoon Is Main Shak Bhee Tu Naheen Koe
Buhut Daikha Na Deekha Us Jaisa Koe

Tareef Us Ki Or Kiya Karoon Wo Jan Hee Tu Hay Miri
Na Daikhoon Na Baat Karoon Tu Jaisay Jan Hee Jay Miri

Boy: i love u jan. Mere se shadi karo gi plz? Girl: Me tumhare jese larkon pe Poti b Nai karti. Boy: koi bat nahi janu koi halka phulka paad hi mar do...

Mom,,:
is mobile ki jan chor dy
is se tujy Roti nhi milny wali
Son:
Koi bat ni,
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_/ /_ Roti bnany wali to mily gi na..

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