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Usne kaha balance bhijwao
Maine kaha ""Paise Nahi""
Usne kaha ""Kaise nahi""
Maine kaha ""Mehangai Hai""
Usne kaha ""Ja aaj se tu mera bhai hai""

a larka chowk mein khara hota hai ayk
larky ic kay pass say guzerty hai
larka osy kehta hai
""kiya tehl tehl kar chaltee ho kya kise
ko marr dalo gee thoree see dedo kya ghar mein ja kar is ka achar dalo gee""
laraky ose jwaab dety hai
""kya karoon mary chal hi asy hai ghar
mein ja kar sister ki lelo cheese(thing)
dono ki ek jaisy hai""

DO DOST DARYA K KINARY JA RAHY THEY K UNHAIN DARYA K KINARY AIK BOARD NAZAR AAYA.JIS PAR LIKHA THA "" DOOBNY SY BACHANY WALY KO 50 RUPAY INHAM"" DONO NY AAPAS MAIN MASHWARA KIYA. YEH TEH PAYA K AIK DARYA MAIN CHALAHNG LAGAY GA.AUR BACHAOO BACHOO PUKARY GA.AUR DOOSRA USY NIKAL LAIY GA.ISH TARAH MILNY WALA INHAM AADHA AADAH KIYA JAY GA.PHIR AIK DOST NY JO TAIRNA NAHIN JANTA THA.DARYA MAIN CHAHLANG LAGA DE.AUR PUKARNY LAGA ""BACHOO BACHOO""MAGAR YEH DAIJH KAR HAIRAN HOOA K UOS KA DOST CHUP CHAP KHARA RAHA. WOH BOLA TUM MUJHY NIKALTY KIYOON NAHIN????TOH JAWAB MAINDOOSRY DOST NY AIK AUR BOARD KE TARAF ISHARA KIYA.JISS PAR LIKHA THA ""MURDEY KE LASH NIKALNY WALY KO 100 RUPY INHAM MILY GA"". ******************************
HA HA HA!!!!!!!HO HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!

ek pthan bbhai kay ghar main chor aa ja ta hia pathan bhai jladi say chor ko pakartay hian aur us kay pair bandh day tay hian aur police station aakar tullay ko boltay hian yaara jaldi chalo hamaray ghar main chor aagaya hian hun nay us kocha ka pair babnd dia hian tula bolta hian yaar khan sahabb aap bhi kamal kartay ho us ka pair bandha hian woh to apnay hath say khol kar bhaag ja ay ga khan sahabb boltay hian ooo nahin yaara woh nahin bhagay gi tulla poochta hian kion khan bhai khan bhai boltay hian oo yaara woh chor bhi patha hia hohohohahahahahahahahaah

doo mian biwi ki rooz larayee hua kertee thee akhir aik din mian tang aa ker kehta hai ""ya Allah.. mujhay zinda nahi rehna mujhay utha lay.."" biwi us say bhee ziyada tang ayee huee hootee hai wo bhee yahee kehtee hai ""ya Allah mujhay bhee zinda nahi rehna.. mujhay bhee utha lay.."" ye suun ker mian kehta hai ""ya Allah main nay jo dua maangi wo bhool ja aur ye dua kabool ker lay!""...

ek bar jahaz may pagloo ko ek shaher se dossray shaher lay jayia ja raha thaa,k poilet nay mahsoos kia jahaz dool raha hai,us nay pechay aa ker dekha sub paggel football khail rahai thai ek pagel hamoosh beta thaa,poilet nay ussay kaha tum samaj dar lagtay hu enay samjaoo,us nay kaha app fiker na karai may eenay samjata hu app jahaz sambalai,poilet nay cabin may mahsoos kia jahaz teek ho gayia hay us nay socha chalo us ka shukria ada ker aao, peechay aaia tu dekha wo akaila beta tha usay poocha baqi khahan hain tu boola may nay unay kaha hai ager football khailna hay to baher ja ker khailo

Eik shakhs ki apni bewi say larrai ho gai -- uss nay donoun hath uthha kar kaha
Aye Allah..... main zinda nahi reahna chahtta tu mujhay apnay paas bolla lay-
uss shks ki beewi uss say bhi ziyadda oktaye huwi thi -- uss nay bhi asmman ki taraf hath utha liye --
aur keahnay laggi Aye Allah main bhi zinda nahi reahna chahti tu mujhay bhi apnay paas bulla lay!.
yeah soun kar uss shaks nay doobara hath uthaye aur keahnay lagga
Aye merray Allah tu marri duwa ku bhool ja aur ess ki duwa ku qabool kar lay !