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An Indian and Pakistani Guy both lived next door 2 each other.
One day found that his Paki neighbour had somehow gained posession of a new football.

So he went round and says to the guy ""Oy mate thats my football, i want it back!""

Paki says ""It-s in my garden mate, which makes it mine""

Indian guy says ""Ok, listen lets sort this out like men, what we-ll do is kick each other in the goolies and whoever gets up in the quickest time gets to keep the ball, Ok?""

""Ok"" says the paki

So they both go off and put on their hardest shoes and meet back.

Indian guy says ""I-ll go first"" and with that he took a run up and gave the paki a whallop in the groin.

The paki, severly shaken, injured and bleeding, manages to stand up and says ""that took me 20seconds, now its ur turn"".

Indian guy turns round and says ""Keep the fuc*ing ball, it-s not mine anyway! Haha!!

Who was De
1st Indian Crickter 2 Bcum captain in his
1st match,
scored 100 on debut & hit 6 on da last bal to defeat England??
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Amir Khan in "LAGAAN"

2 indian fauji aik dosray kay sath fight
kar rahay thay tu officer nay dekh lia
aur ye kah kar un ka court marshal kar dia
kay humay larnay walay fauji nahi chaheay...

Indian Cricket team has been kidnapped by Taliban....
Taliban is asking for a ransom of 100,000 usd to set them free,
if not they say to burn them alive pouring kerosine....
Please donate........
I have already donated 5 litres of kerosine.....

Aik indian ladki ne sam apne new boyfriend ke saath spend kurne key after apni doost ko butaya,""UFF!"" mutt pochho how boaring he was?""i spended two hours with him and within those two hours i had to slap him for six time.uski doost boli,""oh my gosh kiya budtamizeey ki thi us ne?the other ladki boli""nothing much, the only reason mujhe thapar marna pura tha was just to see that if he was sleeping or awake!!!(KAISA)