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ek bohat barra monster ek ship me saffar kar raha hotta ha,,,aur jitne b ship me log hotta ha unhe kehta ha ke...app me se koi b aghar bahir pani mein apni koi b chothi se chothi chiz phenke ga,,mein usse 2 min me pani se dhoondh kar woh chiz app ko wapis de donga...
acha to ek musafir...apne sir ka baal pani me phemkta ha aur kehta ha ke jao isse 2 min me talash kar ke merre samne pesh karro..woh monster pani me kood jatta hai aur woh baal usse ke hath me de detta hai....phir ek aur musafir apni ring pani me phenkta hai aur kehta hai ke jao isse talaash kar ke lao,,monster 2 min tak us ki ring usse talaash kar ke usse la detta hai...phir ek 3 musafir soch mein parh jatta ha ke yaar mein aissi kaun si chiz pani me phenko..achanak usse khayaal atta hai..ke kyoon na m ein pani mein ek zorr daar BAD/hawa marro....usse woh kaisse dhoondh ke laega......hahahahaha

aik shaks pagal hota hai aur woh hamesha apna paan khata hai jab woh paan khata hai to paddo bhi surata hai aur hamesha ki taraha pagal khane main band hojata hai

kaash mein terey haseen haath ka kungan hota

Toou barey chaao se, barey maan ke saath?
apni nazuk si kalaai mein charhati mujh ko
aur betaabi se furqat ke khizaan lumhoon mein ?.
Toou kissi soch mein doobi jo ghumaati mujh ko?
Mein terey haath ki khusboo se mehek sa jata

Jab kabhi mood mein aa kar mujhey chooma karti
Terey honton ki mein hiddat se dehek sa jata

Raat ko jub bhi toou neendon ke safar par jati?
Murmareen haath ka ek takiya banaya karti
Mein terey kaan se lug kar kai baatein karta
Teri zulfon ko terey gaal ko chooma karta

Jub bhi tu bund qaba kholney lugti janaan
Apni aankhon ko terey husn se kheera karta

Mein teri rooh ke gulshan mein mehekta rehta
Mein terey jissem ke aangan mein khanakta rehta

Kuch nahin tu yahi be-naam sa bandhan hota
Kaash mein terey haseen haath ka kungan hota

Kaash mein terey haseen haath ka kungan hota?.



(Nadeem Akhtar Laghari Baloch)

*NadeemLaghari786@hotmail.com*

Kaash mein terey Kaan ka Jhumka Hota

Raat ko be-khabri mein jo machal jaata Mein
Tu tery kaan se chup chaap nikal jaata Mein

Subah ko girtey teri zulfon se jub Baasi phool
merey kho jaaney pe hota tera Dil kitna malool

Toou mujhey dhoondti kiss shauq se ghabraahat mein
apney mehkey huey bister ki hur aik sliwat mein

Kaan se, Toou mujhey hurgiz naa utaara karti
Toou kabhi meri judaai na gawaara karti

(Nadeem Akhtar Laghari Baloch)

*NadeemLaghari786@hotmail.com*

aik aadmi jahaz mein safar ker raha hota hai woo air hostes say poochta hai ka bathroom kahan hai tu wooo kehti hai kay peche hai tu aadmi kehta hai kay mera bathroom nahi jahan bathroom hain waaha

aik bar aik banana,apple aur mango hota hai

apple says people cut me and eat
mango says people pinch me and suck my head
banana says people take off my clothes to eat hehehehe

1 dewar per bohat se ishtaharat 1 ,2usare
k upper lagy huy thy,jo kahin kahin se phaty
huy thy...is wajha seun ki ibarat un parhi jati
thi.....
aj 1 sayasi parti aur ahmad chutni k darmiyan pehla test match khala jay ga,jis
k sitary gadha,ghoda,tarazu,mehman adakar sabun hain.....khayal hay pitch fast bowlron
ki madaad kary gi......sensor k bad bohat jald pesh kar di jay gi........ap logoon se iltamas hay k air conditiond muragkhany k liyegadafi stadium main tashrif la kar her kisam ka kapda kharidaen>>>>>>>hahahahahahha....

Ek admi kay pass two parrots hotay hain.ek parrot ahr waqt sajday main rahta hai aur dosera parrot tasbi patrta rahta hai.iss admi kay hamsay kay pass ek female parrot hoti hai JO BOHAT HI SHARARTI HOTI HAI.har waqt kisi ko tang karti rahti hai.Female parrot wala admi apnay hamsay say kahta hai kah aap mera parrot apnay parrots kay pass rakh lain taikah woh bhi aap kay parrotski tarah sharif ho ay .Woh kahta hai kah theak hai.lehaza male parrots wala admi female parrot ko apnay ghar lay ata hai .woh female parrot ko male parrot kay cage main rakh deta hai.jaisay hi male parrots female parrot ko dekhta hai jo tasbih parta rahta hai woh apni tasbi door phank kar sajday paray huay parrot say kahta hai uth yaar apni dua qabool hoo gai hai.

Rulaane se pahale ek baar hasaya to hota, kasoor kya tha es dil ko bataya to hota! Mili saza uss khata ki jo ki na humane, Kassh HUmane tujhse Dil lagaya na HOta!!

Aftab khan ()
Islamabad