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wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

if you ever want to succeed in your life:
"Be sweet as honey, Be regular as clock, Be fresh as rose, Be soft as tissue, and Be strong as rock."

Flowers means honey...,
Honey means sweet...
Sweet means desire ...,
Desire means Love...,
Love means Friend...,
Friend means U sweet sweeta

Sweet like Honey,
Costly like Money.

Blessing like Shower,
Smiling like Flower.

Cool like ice,
A frnd so nice.

Guess Who?

O Hello!

Its you.
Good Morning!

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SWEET HONEY!

sweet but not honey,
precious but not money,
bright but not sunshine,
improves with time but not wine,
dont know?? ,it's me..!

Sweetness can be defined without honey.

Fragnance can be defined without Rose.

But, friendship can't be defined without YOU.

Ek LADKI ki sahdi honey wali hoti hai......uss ki maan uss ko her waqet her kaam sey man kerti rehti hai k ..yeh na kero..wo na kero..k NOOR nahi chrhey ga.......jaisey teasey LADKI waqet guzaar leti hai.dshadi k baad apni maan k pass aati hai aur kehti hai kMAAN TUM NEY TO HER KAM SEY MUJHE KO MANA KERDIYA THA ,,K noor NAHI CHRHEY GA MAGER JAANTI HO noor CHERHA TO HATANA MUSHKILL HO GAYA....:)

An Ant n Mosquito got married.
And went on their Honey Moon...
Mosquito is waiting outside and his friend asks him whats up why r u not going to ur bride.
Then Mosquito replied how could i go in; she kept ALLOUT inside n waiting for me.

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.

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