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Jeeto: U know, husband & wife are not allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I do. That is why it is called heaven!

Dhiru bhai from heaven:
""Beta Mukesh kaisa chal raha hai apna Reliance"".
Mukesh: ""Hello kon bol raha hai?
thik se sunai nahi deta.
Call me on my HUTCH mobile!""

God in heaven, God above,
please protect the friend i love.
Sent wid a smile:), Sealed with a kiss,
i love my friend who's reading this.

When God open the windows of Heaven
he saw me & asked ""what is ur wish 2 day?""
i said ""Lord Take Care of the Dear One who is reading this SMS""!

When God opened the window of the heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? I said : Please take special care of the person reading this!

Cats In Heaven

A little boy is gone to school one day and while he is gone, his cat gets killed. His mother is very concerned about
how he will take the news. Upon his arrival home, she explains the tragedy and tries to console the boy saying,
""But don-t worry, the cat is in heaven with God now.""

To which the boy replied, ""What-s God gonna- do with a dead cat?""

Heaven is when u have german car.American salary,chinese food n pakistani wife.Hell is when car is chinese,wife american and salary pakistani!.

Teacher asked : Which part of the body goes to heaven first? A kid
name Johnny reply... the LEGS.. because everynight I see my mum--s
legs up high and and screaming OH GOD! I--M COMING..

If I?m in hell & Ur in heaven,
I?ll look up & be glad of U.
If I?m in heaven & Ur in hell,
I?ll pray to God to send me down,
Coz the heaven is not heaven without U.



Aftab khan

A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told
him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order
to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered…
1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, “OK, I’ll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it’s not the
answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in
a year?”
The Sardar replied, “Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc….”
Saint Peter lets him in without another word


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