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A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, ""Dad, why do u keep telling people u are dying of
AIDS?""
Answer:""So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!""

A hopeless man.A feels Difficulty in every chance and
A Hopeful man feels a Chance in every difficulty.

The man who says his wife can't take a joke,
forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde

Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

No man in this world is rich enough

even to buy his own PAST.

So LIVE each moment of life

before it bcoms past & gets beyond reach.

Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face to the front, and take no interest in the things that were and are past.

Marriage is that relation between man and women
in which the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Q: Why does not law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Do not take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.