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Kashif Yaqoob
Hum Diye Pr Hath Rakh K Qasm Khate H
Hum DIYE pr hath rakh k qasm khate h ___() /__/ k hm aj se apko SMS kr k pareshn nh krenge ___ /__/ O teri kher DIYA bujh gya Plan cancel.
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Oct 22, 2013 at 15:10
Category: jokes
Tags: Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Miss You
Kashif Yaqoob
Jo Phisla Mere Hath Se Wo Pal Nahi Mila..
Jo phisla Mere Hath se wo pal nahi Mila..
Mera Guzra hoa kal Mujhe wapis nahi mila..
Logon se bhari Duniya me dhonda bohat Magar..
Farishtay milay Bohat Mujhe Insan nahi mila..
Socha kisi k Dil me ab Ghar hi Bana lon..
Lekin kisi ka Dil Mujhe Sabit nahi mila..
Aisa nahi hai k Mujhe Manzil nahi mili..
Manzil mili Magar kabhi Raasta nahi mila..
Barson Main ne Dhonda Lekin “GULRAIZ” Mujhe..
Is Shehar mein koi Tere Jaisa nahi mila.!
Mera Guzra hoa kal Mujhe wapis nahi mila..
Logon se bhari Duniya me dhonda bohat Magar..
Farishtay milay Bohat Mujhe Insan nahi mila..
Socha kisi k Dil me ab Ghar hi Bana lon..
Lekin kisi ka Dil Mujhe Sabit nahi mila..
Aisa nahi hai k Mujhe Manzil nahi mili..
Manzil mili Magar kabhi Raasta nahi mila..
Barson Main ne Dhonda Lekin “GULRAIZ” Mujhe..
Is Shehar mein koi Tere Jaisa nahi mila.!
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Jun 06, 2013 at 15:06
Category: miss-you
Tags: Pyaar Poetry Dil Love Mohabbat Sms
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Sms / Exams
Kashif Yaqoob
1 Bacha Exam Me Betha Copy Pr Apna Hath Bana Raha Tha..
1 Bacha exam me betha copy pr apna hath bana raha tha,
techr,paper me hath k photo ka koi sawal nhi ha,
Bacha,
hm paper banane wale pe lanat bhej raha hy:-)
techr,paper me hath k photo ka koi sawal nhi ha,
Bacha,
hm paper banane wale pe lanat bhej raha hy:-)
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May 30, 2013 at 20:05
Category: exams
Tags: Teacher Student Bacha Jokes Funny Sms
Islam / Ahadith
Ijunoon
Padosion Ko Apnay Hath Aur Zuban Ki Takleef Se Mehfooz Rakhna
abu huraira R.A se riwayat hai kay Rasool e Akram SAWW ne irshaad farmaya kay: jo Allah aur aakhrat kay din par iman rakhta ho aur apnay parosi ko (kisi bhi qisam ki) takleef na pohanchaye. aur jo Allah aur aakhrat kay din par iman rakhta ho uss kay liye lazim hai kay wo mehmaan ka ikraam karay, aur jo Allah aur aakhrat kay din par iman rakhta ho usay chahiye kay achi baat bolay aur chhup rahay.
bukhari o muslim
#hadith
bukhari o muslim
#hadith
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Jan 14, 2013 at 23:01
Category: ahadith
Tags: Pados
Islam / Duaen
Ijunoon
Jab Khanay Kay Baad Hath Dhonay Lagay
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Dec 31, 2009 at 07:12
Category: duaen
News / Sports
Ijunoon
Irani Athlete Ka Kate Middleton Se Hath Milane Se Inkar
پیرا اؤلمپکس میں سلور میڈل جیتنے والے ایرانی ایتھلیٹ نے برطانوی شہزادے ولیم کی اہلیہ کیٹ مڈلٹن سے ہاتھ ملانے سے انکار کر دیا۔ مہر داد کرم زادے نے پیرا اؤلمپکس کے ڈسکس تھرو مقابلوں میں دوسری پوزیشن حاص...
مزید پڑھیں
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Sep 04, 2012 at 11:09
Category: sports
News / Science Technology
Ijunoon
Nabina Afraad Ki Rahnumaee K Liye Bolne Wala Robot Hath
امریکہ میں سائنسدانوں کی ایک ٹیم نے ایک ایسا روبوٹک ہا تھ تیا ر کرلیا ہے۔ جو بینائی سے محروم افراد کی دیکھنے میں مدد کرے گا ۔ ہیلپنگ ہینڈ نامی یہ ہاتھ ایک دستانے کی شکل کا ہے،جسے نا بینا افراد اپنے ہا...
مزید پڑھیں
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Dec 26, 2010 at 07:12
Category: science-technology
Sms / Islamic
Shahbaz Ishaq
Hath Ki Ungliyon
Hath ki ungliyon pe tasbeeh parhne waley ko kabhi heart attack nai ho gah.kyun ke ungliyon ke hilane se dil ko taqat milti hai
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Aug 22, 2011 at 11:08
Category: islamic
Sms / Faraz
Hafeez Ur Rehman
Hath
Ungliyaan aaj tak isi soch me gum hain "Faraz"
Us ne kaise naye hath ko thama hoga.....
Us ne kaise naye hath ko thama hoga.....
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Jul 06, 2010 at 18:07
Category: faraz
Sms / Naughty Insult
Ijunoon
Andhe Ke Hath Mein
Andhe ke hath mein ""TORCH"",
Bahare ke hath mein ""RADIO"",
Gunje ke hath mein ""MIKE"",
AUR AAP KE HATH MEIN ""MOBILE""
WAH WAH Kya Zamana Aaya hai!!!
Bahare ke hath mein ""RADIO"",
Gunje ke hath mein ""MIKE"",
AUR AAP KE HATH MEIN ""MOBILE""
WAH WAH Kya Zamana Aaya hai!!!
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Nov 20, 2007 at 02:11
Category: naughty-insult
Sms / Funny
Ahmed Malik
""ki Mein Tera Hath Chum Sakda Han""
Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han""
Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande lagge ne ?
Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande lagge ne ?
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Apr 24, 2007 at 04:04
Category: funny
Sms / Funny
Sham
Vajpayee Ka Hath Hai…
Laloo bada chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hath hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hath hai
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Apr 21, 2007 at 10:04
Category: funny
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Aik Admi Ka Aik Hath Kat Jata Ha
Aik admi ka aik hath cut jata ha wo bara parasan hoto ha us ka dost us ko tasali data ha atnay main aik our admi aa raha hoto ha jus kay doono hath nahion hotay our wo natchta howa aa raha hoto ha us ka dost us ko kahta ha yar mera dost bara parasan ha teray doono hath nahin hain tum katnay khush ho wo kahata ha khush koon kambakhat ha meray peechay kharush ho rahee ha main us ushal raha hoin.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Admi
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Andhay K Hath
andhay k hath main torch ,behray k hath main Radio,Gungay k hath main mike,aur app k hath main mobile !waahh! kia zamana aa gia hai
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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