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Andhe ke hath mein ""TORCH"",
Bahare ke hath mein ""RADIO"",
Gunje ke hath mein ""MIKE"",
AUR AAP KE HATH MEIN ""MOBILE""
WAH WAH Kya Zamana Aaya hai!!!

Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han""
Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande lagge ne ?

Laloo bada chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hath hai

Aik admi ka aik hath cut jata ha wo bara parasan hoto ha us ka dost us ko tasali data ha atnay main aik our admi aa raha hoto ha jus kay doono hath nahion hotay our wo natchta howa aa raha hoto ha us ka dost us ko kahta ha yar mera dost bara parasan ha teray doono hath nahin hain tum katnay khush ho wo kahata ha khush koon kambakhat ha meray peechay kharush ho rahee ha main us ushal raha hoin.

andhay k hath main torch ,behray k hath main Radio,Gungay k hath main mike,aur app k hath main mobile !waahh! kia zamana aa gia hai