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Us Ki Gum Sum SaadGi Pe Mat Ja F'R'Z !! Wo Samundar ha to phir Gehra bhe hoga!!

me to gum tha kisi gumaan m
sukoon dhoondta tha saaman m
jo khud ko dhunda jahaan m
mila apna aap Quraan m
neend main tha k khuwaab m
Jaga diya is Kitaab ne
main phirne laga dar badar
na janay kya hoga mera hashar
kaha Rab ne na tu itna darr
khula huwa h Tauba ka dar
jhuka de aake apna sar
or paa lay Jannat m apna ghar
Ramzan Mubarak

What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
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become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd...

Khuda na kare aapko koi gum mile,
Khushiya aur hasi har dam mile,
Gum jab bhi bad chale aapki taraf,
Khuda kare raste me use hum mile.

Suraj Wo Jo Din Bhar asmaan Ka Sath De,
Chaand Wo Jo Raat Bhar Taaro Ka Sath De,
Pyaar Wo Jo Zindgi Bhar Sath De
aur Dosti Wo Jo Har Khushi aur Ghamm Mein Sath De

ACH MAINU AA GAYI GUM KHAN DI,
HOLI HOLI RO KE JI PARCHAUN DI,
CHANGA HOYA TU PARAYA HO GAYA,
MUK GAYI CHINTA TAINU APNAUN DI.

Q: What's the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet n tight in the beginning but become
tasteless and shapeless later.

ACH MAINU AA GAYI JAACH GUM KHAN DI,
HOLI HOLI RO KE JI PARCHAN DI,
CHANGA HOYA TU PARAYA HO GAYA,
MUK GAYI CHINTA TAINU APNAN DI.

JACH MAINU AA GAYI GUM KHAN DI,
HOLI HOLI RO KE JI PARCHAUN DI,
CHANGA HOYA TU PARAYA HO GAYA,
MUK GAYI CHINTA TAINU APNAUN DI.

JACH MAINU AA GAYI GUM KHAN DI, HOLI HOLI RO KE JI PARCHAUN DI, CHANGA HOYA TU PARAYA HO GAYA, MUK GAYI CHINTA TAINU APNAUN DI.

Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera
Mil jae muje,aur ho jae mera
main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko
naam aye tera,
Tujhe jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera

Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay,
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?







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